ABC's of ex girlfriends
A
is for Arteries.
u know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for u u twit she was only after your money and could have gegeven a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when u took her out and she zei "I'm not hungry" so u figured u could take her to a nice place because u were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate meer than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So u flip the bill and are broke for the volgende two weeks and she wonders why u were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if u can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, u figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to datum her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon door both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't verplaats very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on top, boven she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She zei she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing u for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured u with the truth. She also tortured u with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying u hate that teef is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason u were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for u suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what u got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to u about taking what P stands for. It also means u won't get any for a week.
A
is for Arteries.
u know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for u u twit she was only after your money and could have gegeven a shit about you.
B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!
C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.
D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?
E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when u took her out and she zei "I'm not hungry" so u figured u could take her to a nice place because u were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate meer than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So u flip the bill and are broke for the volgende two weeks and she wonders why u were unable to call her that week and go see movies.
F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if u can even stand to look at her.
G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.
H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, u figure it out.
I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.
J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to datum her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.
K
stands for Kill.
L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon door both parties.
L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.
M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.
N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't verplaats very much, did she?
O
is for On top. When on top, boven she has another O word.
P
is for Pill. She zei she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing u for a few hundred bucks a month.
Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.
R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my love but I paid for it.
S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.
T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured u with the truth. She also tortured u with lies.
U
is for Understatement. Saying u hate that teef is an understatement.
V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason u were dating her in the first place.
W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.
X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.
Y
stands for u suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.
Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what u got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"
.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to u about taking what P stands for. It also means u won't get any for a week.
