• Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the volgende car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The meer it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window of sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind u frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five cats in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.
• Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
• At stop lights, eye the person in the volgende car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
• Two words: Chicken suit.
• Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The meer it looks like blood, the better.
• Stop at the green lights.
• Go at the red ones.
• Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window of sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
• Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
• Sing without having the radio on.
• Honk frequently without motivation.
• Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
• Look behind u frequently, with a very paranoid look.
• Restart your car at every stop light.
• Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
• While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
• Keep at least five cats in the car.
• Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
• Stop and collect road kill.
• Stop and pray to road kill.
• Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
• Then get out and watch the cars.
Ask everyone u meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to eend under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as u can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as u can.
If u see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Every time when you're about to eend under the water, yell, "Down periscope!"
Go swimming in a full business suit. If people notice, act like they're the weirdos.
Put sea shell to your ear and announce to first person to pass by, "It's for you!" Repeat several times.
Throw jellyfish around.
Tune radio to all-news station and blast as loud as u can, then nod your head and snap your fingers like you're listening to some happenin' tunes.
Act like a sea gull.
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, of pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum meer gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min of completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting meer till u reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, of pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum meer gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min of completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting meer till u reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the divan, bank last night watching some rubbish televisie toon and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my regenboog colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love u soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love u more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting u a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting u one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minuten later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do u think are greater,the advantages of disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from u mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes u of hits u *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to u first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her vrienden house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes u *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets u wear his clothing *he likes u in his stuff*
7) If u are tired of waiting for him to make the first verplaats *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from u mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes u of hits u *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to u first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her vrienden house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes u *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets u wear his clothing *he likes u in his stuff*
7) If u are tired of waiting for him to make the first verplaats *make it yourself*