Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and toon it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and toon it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so that his shadow will be in pain for a while, and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 5: He can throw an anvil at his shadow so that his shadow would be needed to be picked up door an ambulance and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 6: He can shout: “Watch out! Daltons!” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 7: Act real weird in front of his shadow so that his shadow would think: “Wow, he’s acting weird” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 8: Tell a joke to his shadow and make his shadow laugh, and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 9: Tell a joke about his shadow’s mother so that his shadow would be offended and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 10: He could sing a joyful song so that his shadow would think: “Boy that sounds joyful” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 11: He could sing a sad song so that his shadow would think: “Boy that sounds sad” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 12: He can shoot the shadow first so that his shadow’s dead and then he’d shoot again. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 13: Just shoot.

Way 14: He can toon his shadows some cheese so that his shadow would think: “Mmmh, cheese!” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 15: He can act ill in front of his shadow so that his shadow would go easy on him and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 16: He can play the piano and make the shadow dance and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 17: He can have breakfast with his shadow and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 18: He can shout: “Pie!” so that his shadow would think: “WTF!?” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 19: He can curse so that his shadow would think: “Why is he cursing” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 20: He can toon a fake card trick so that his shadow would think: “No that’s not my card” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 21: He can start crying so that his shadow would think: “Why is he crying” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 22: He can read a moving poem to his shadow so that his shadow would think: “Oh that sounds moving” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 23: He can call the police so that they would arrest his shadow and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 24: He can call his shadow’s mother so that she would punish his shadow and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 25: He can wait for an uur to finally shoot so that his shadow would think: “Why isn’t he shooting yet? I could just shoot now. That way, I’d shoot faster than Lucky Luke! Yeah, I’ll do that. Oh boy I’ll finally be able to sh…” and then he’d shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.


THE END. I COULD MAKE A SEQUEL BUT I PROBABLY WON’T.