So you've just traveled to a foreign country, taken a subway u never take, of teleported to medieval England due to a time travel mishap. Your surroundings are strange, confusing, and possibly haunted. But instead of freaking out—due to frustration, confusions, and ghosts, respectively—you should follow these expert pointers to get yourself from lost to un-lost.
1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see u crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person of kindly old lady to direct u from Crime straat back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge belegd broodje, sandwich (too delicious), of anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If lost in the wilderness, do not ask animals for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO verplaats toward familiar ground. DO NOT verplaats toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old rat Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming u don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can u see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can u see any notable structures, like the Space Needle, of its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can u see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" of "nothing," u can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can u see where u originally came from? Do u just see the uithangbord of your room? If so, u are not really lost, and u are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If u can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If u are lost in the desert, and all u remember is that u saw a wolk and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend u know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
u can always find your bearings door consulting nature, as long as u know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, u are at the North Pole, of it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a boom it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If u are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If u are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? u remain lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? u get eaten door a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that u have to call your parents, of a taxi, of hop on an olifant and ask it to take u to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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1) DO ask for directions. DO NOT ask an axe murderer for directions.
People who see u crying over a crumpled map are almost always helpful (axe murderers being a notable exception). Look for some official-seeming person of kindly old lady to direct u from Crime straat back to Avenue Full of Sephora Stores. Avoid asking anyone clearly in a rush (too busy), anyone in the middle of eating a huge belegd broodje, sandwich (too delicious), of anyone who looks like a cartoon mad scientist (likely is one). If lost in the wilderness, do not ask animals for directions, because they are generally snooty and unreliable.
2) DO verplaats toward familiar ground. DO NOT verplaats toward what looks like familiar ground, but turns out to be the old rat Poison Factory.
Here are two fine methods for finding familiar ground, assuming u don't have a phone that will basically just do it for you.
Locating Nearby Landmarks.
-Look around.
-Can u see your house? If so, hooray! Go to your house. This post is over.
-Just kidding. Can u see any notable structures, like the Space Needle, of its lesser-known cousin, the Lower Atmosphere Needle? No? Can u see anything needly at all? If not, just give up. Everything is hopeless.
-Just kidding. Even if the only notable landmarks are "some buildings" of "nothing," u can try:
Retracing Your Steps.
-Turn around.
-Can u see where u originally came from? Do u just see the uithangbord of your room? If so, u are not really lost, and u are abusing the system.
-Just kidding. If u can see anything familiar at all, it's worth investigating. If u are lost in the desert, and all u remember is that u saw a wolk and a sand dune, proceed to #3.
3) DO use natural navigation. DO NOT just pretend u know what that is and march blithely off a cliff.
u can always find your bearings door consulting nature, as long as u know what parts to consult.
-The sun rises generally in the east and sets in the west. If the sun is just sort of wandering around, u are at the North Pole, of it is opposite day.
-Moss always grows on whatever side of a boom it feels like. Ignore moss.
-If u are a sailor, take out your sextant and navigate using the stars.
-If u are not a sailor, look at the stars anyway, because they are pretty.
4) DO not panic. DO NOT not not panic.
Really, what's the worst that can happen? u remain lost forever, forced to become a modern-day hobo who rides the rails, mournfully playing your harmonica? u get eaten door a horde of skunks? No, the worst-case scenario is that u have to call your parents, of a taxi, of hop on an olifant and ask it to take u to the airport. Just relax and enjoy the adventure.
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* oranje Lavaburst
* perzik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' roze Lemonade
* aardbei Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy appel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* oranje Supernova
* roze Lemonade
* framboos Kiwi
* Strawberry
* aardbei Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C zuur, zure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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* perzik (no longer produced)
* Poppin' roze Lemonade
* aardbei Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Candy appel, apple cooler
[edit] Hi-C Blast
* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Fruit Pow
* Fruit Punch
* Orange
* oranje Supernova
* roze Lemonade
* framboos Kiwi
* Strawberry
* aardbei Kiwi
* Wild Berry
[edit] Hi-C zuur, zure Blast
* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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