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posted by Mallory101
1. If u are right handed, u will tend to chew your food on your right side. If u are left handed, u will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If u stop getting thirsty, u need to drink meer water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep u from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best of nothing”.


6. The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one uur less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.

10. The roar that we hear when we place a seashell volgende to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.

11. Dalmatians are born without spots.

12. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

13. The ‘v’ in the name of a court case does not stand for ‘versus’, but for ‘and’ (in civil proceedings) of ‘against’ (in criminal proceedings).

14. Men’s shirts have the buttons on the right, but women’s shirts have the buttons on the left.

15. The owl is the only bird to drop its upper eyelid to wink. All other birds raise their lower eyelids.

16. The reason honey is so easy to digest is that it’s already been digested door a bee.

17. Roosters cannot kraai if they cannot extend their necks.

18. The color blue has a calming effect. It causes the brain to release calming hormones.

19. Every time u sneeze some of your brain cells die.

20. Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.

21. The verb “cleave” is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

22. When u blush, the lining of your stomach also turns red.

23. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

24. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle was built in 1903, and used a tomaat can for a carburetor.

25. The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named Volney.

26. Google is actually the common name for a number with a million zeros.

27. Switching letters is called spoonerism. For example, saying jag of Flapan, instead of flag of Japan.

28. It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.

29. The attachment of the human skin to muscles is what causes dimples.

30. There are 1,792 steps to the top, boven of the Eiffel Tower.

31. The sound u hear when u crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

32. Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.

33. It takes about 20 seconden for a red blood cell to cirkel the whole body.

34. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

35. Most soccer players run 7 miles in a game.

36. The only part of the body that has no blood supply is the cornea in the eye. It takes in oxygen directly from the air.

37. Every dag 200 million couples make love, 400,000 babies are born, and 140,000 people die.

38. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch (and make it look like it
is smiling).

39. Colgate faced big obstacle marketing toothpaste in Spanish speaking countries. Colgate translates into the command “go hang yourself.”

40. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.

41. Intelligent people have meer zinc and copper in their hair.

42. The average person laughs 13 times a day.

43. Do u know the names of the three wise monkeys? They are:Mizaru(See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear no evil), and Mazaru(Speak no evil)

44. Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

45. German Shepherds bite humans meer than any other breed of dog.

46. Large kangaroos cover meer than 30 feet with each jump.

47. Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.

48. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded, trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

49. If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural cause.

50. The human hart-, hart creates enough pressure while pumping to squirt blood 30 feet!!
posted by brooki
Do u ever hate it when its 11:30 on a school night and u cant go to sleep?


Do u ever hate the guy who invented clocks cause it seems to go faster than its supposed to?


Do u ever hate everything around you?


Do u ever hate big-deal award shows that come on late so that u end up being wide awake at 12, 1 o'clock in the morning?


Do u ever hate waking up too dagum early for school?





sorry. im just really mad right now. i hate all of these things. at the moment.
posted by patrisha727
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The word "Nazi" is actually an abbreviation. The party's full name was the Nazionalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartel.

Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eyes."

The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

The word "toast," meaning a proposal of health, originated in Rome, where an actual bit of spiced, burned brood was dropped into wine to improve the drink's flavor, absorb its sediment, and thus make it meer healthful.

The word "bookkeeper" is the only word in the English language...
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posted by wild-bby
Below I have written a random diary entry of a young couple.

Her Diary

Saturday night I thought he was acting wierd. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my vrienden all dag long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong and he zei nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He zei it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home pagina I told...
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posted by Jackimo17
Whats green and looks like a lettuce? (A lettuce)
Whats green and looks like a sla but is not a lettuce? (A picture of a lettuce)
Whats green, looks like a sla but is not a sla and not a picture of a lettuce? (A picture of a picture of a lettuce)

Why did the naughty little boy attack the teacher? (Because that’s what naughty little boys do)

Why did the boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty)
Why didn’t the boy wash his hands? (Because they were clean)
Why didn’t the naughty little boy wash his hands? (Because they were dirty and he wanted to give his sister rabies)

Why did...
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1.Beauty:
Beauty And Makeup Tips 2011 Get New Makeup Looks With Tricks & Tips door Experts From L'Oréal Paris
LorealParisUSA.com/Beauty-Tips


2.if u have a certain style for makeup i will try to lijst as many as i can but if i dont have yours i am sorry.


3.Natural: For eyeshadow i reccomend goud olijf-, olijf brown of beige.For lips u should use a light peachy of coral color if not u can wear your favoriete chapstick. For skin wash with a gentle exfoliate then add your concealer of tinted moisturizer if u dont have a tinted moisturizer than u can make your own bye using a bit of powder preferably...
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posted by jblover27
1.We only care about if our butts look good and wat our boobs and hair look like
2.always tell us our hair and CLOTHES look good
3.tell us we have nice bodys
4.girls know when your faking it NO MATTER WAT
5.We are not afraid to hurt you
6.if we're tired of cranky then make jokes then we want to kill you
7.dont be surprised if we're using u to make someone jealous
8.if u have a prob come tell us about it
9.we could break up with u if your not a good kisser but we have the power to destroy you
10.no girls dads like their daughters first boyfriend
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