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posted by jessicamc26

A stoner called the brand department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!" The Fireman asked "How do we get there?" The stoner says "DUH, the big red truck!"

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Spi_Kat_Penguin Uhhhh, ok, *giggles* -Kat

emmausa I don't think there's anything funny here, he's simply showing the fireman the way. slither io

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Nick Wolfe

posted by BlondLionEzel

Chapter 1: A Chance Meeting, Karamia!

*San Francisco, California*

Lemuel: *Driving*

Karamia: *Struggling* Let me go!

Lemuel: *Laughs evilly* I shall never let u go!

*Suddenly, something stops the car*

Lemuel: Huh? What the devil was that??!!!

Fire Wolfe: *Appears from a small fire* Let the girl go!

Lemuel: *Grins* Why should I go?

Fire Wolfe: *Hand becomes brand and punches the car* Let her go!

Lemuel: *Gets out*

Fire Wolfe: *Grabs Leumel and throws him 10 feet away*

Karamia: *Sees brand Wolfe* Who are you???!!!

Fire Wolfe: I am a friend *Grabs her and runs*

Karamia: *Screaming*

*The volgende day, Japantown,...

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EPIC FANPOP RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY! (made door me and ssook78)

posted by hikari_hiwatari

SSOOK78 (Cookie)

VS

HIKARI_HIWATARI (Ozzy)

BEGIN

ssook78

Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to u cause i'm to nice
nicer then u in fact most people will say
yeah that's right u heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were vrienden in the first place
because u have an ugly ezel face

hikari_hiwatari

oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought u were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is meer scary
you of Bloody Mary
you better watch what u say of i'll come for...

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The Fate of the Ones Who Can't Change Chapter One: Caught in Love

posted by misscrazel

SYVIN

I lay on the gras in the clearing of the woods. Trees rise above our heads and I can hear the trickle of water nearby.
'If someone finds us we're going to be sent to Prison,' Liiel says.
'We're veilig here,' I tell him. 'We'll here The Stalkers coming.'
We have to speak in code, one that The Stalkers don't know. Prison is actually just a camp we would go to. It has a school and a yard and two dorms; girl's dorm and boy's dorm. The Stalkers are the people who send u there. Staff members of the prison. Stalker is a good name for them. They've been stalking me for seven of eight years now,...

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Nick Reviews Episode 1: Free Bird

posted by BlondLionEzel

Well, this is my first Movie Review, and I shall be reviewing "Free Birds".

Plot: A Turkey named Reggie becomes a "Pardoned Turkey" (it's a real thing, look it up) and enjoys eating pizza and watching TV. Then, Reggie gets kidnapped door a Turkey named Jake to help him go back in time and get Turkeys off the Thanksgiving menu.

Already the plot is ripping off "Chicken Run" in most ways. First off, Jake is like Rocky, Jenny is like Ginger, and the main villain is British.

Score: 1/5

Music: There was actually liked two of the songs, "Up around the Ben" door Social Distortion and "Back in Time" door MattyB...

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Tell Me Something I don't Know Lyrics

posted by nmdis

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON”T KNOW
Everybody tells me that it's so hard to make it
Its so hard to break in, there's no way to fake it
Everybody tells me that it's wrong what I'm feeling
I shouldn't believe in the dreams that I'm dreaming
I hear it every day, I hear it all the time
I'm never gonna amount to much
But they're never gonna change my mind, no!
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
Tell me, tell me, tell me something I don't know
Something I don't know, something I don't know
How many inches in a mile, what it takes to make u smile
Teach...

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Random DERP story

posted by TotalDramaFan60

It all started when Chloe was in the keuken-, keuken making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see

THE END

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Chapter-8: My life... (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

He was ready to tell me something.

Asking me how come I know that? He patted the place volgende to me.

That means that he wants to say me something.

Ha. I know him better than hos friends. I think.

He inhaled and exhaled air and opened his eyes to look through my eyes and speak.

"I have a girlfriend named, Ruby. I guess u might have met her at the cafeteria at school." He said.

Yeah, I think that's the girl who slapped me and asked me nit to talk with Andrew.

I slowly nodded.

"Did she hurt u very badly? Sorry. I came to know that just now."

"No, that's okay..." I zei trailing off.

"Erm......

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top, boven 10 coolest cars

posted by Seanthehedgehog

IDK why, but I guess I'll be writing certain top, boven 10 artikels for anything. That's pretty much what I've been doing so far. Anyway, here's my top, boven 10 favoriete cars of all time

10. Honda S2000

It's a nice sports car, with racing modifications, it could be a fairly good race car. Not only in video games, but in real life as well.

9. Dodge Charger

I'm not talking about those new chargers, though ther are cool. The charger on this list, is the one from the late 60's. This is one of the best muscle cars anyone can get their hands on. It has been featured in many films with car chases that are liked...

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My life... : Chapter-5 (Teen Fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel’s POV:

That evening while leaving school, I heard girls talking about beauty contest that was going to take place in another two weeks.

All I wanted to do was to go home pagina right now and complete reading Julius Caesar book.

What a good plan Mark Antony had towards the assassinators!

As usual, I got my locker cleaned and walked towards the cafeteria to have a sip of coffee.

Enjoying my coffee, I sat down and heard someone call out my name.

I just turned back and saw the angel.

Announcement to ladies and gentlemen: Andrew was calling out my name.

He came closer to me and zei “I want to talk...

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My life... (A teen fiction)

posted by nivi20997

Rachel's POV:

Hi guys, my name is Rachel Stewart. I have got a huge crush on Andrew Fedrer, the guy volgende door from the very first dag he saved my life from a poisonous snake. But later only I came to know that he did that to attract Vanessa Han.
He is one of the hottest guy in our school. He has gone out on a datum with every single girl in our school and that big lijst includes even Vanessa Han. Okay that happened last week.
Like I already told, he has gone out on a datum with everyone. Wait, not everyone. I didn’t go out with him.
WHY??
I am a nerd. And also a big bookworm who is always stuck with...