1. When u get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.
4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if u can see his gun.
6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him door his first name.
11. Pretend u are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks u to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks u to spread them, tell him u don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me avondeten, diner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause u don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After u sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read u your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes u away.
25. Before u sign the ticket, pick your nose. u have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like u are retarded.
32. When he's telling u what u did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells u to stop, say what are u talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of u here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favoriete Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say u missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if u can buy his car.
48. If he takes u to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If u know him, say u had his wife for dinner.
51. If u don't know him, ask if u can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When u are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what u gonna do with that.
59. If u are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks u in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him u like men in uniform.
63. Ask if u can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
2. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend u are deaf.
4. If he asks if u knew how fast u were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if u can see his gun.
6. When he says u aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why u were speeding, tell him u had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him door his first name.
11. Pretend u are gay and ask him out.
12. When he says no, cry.
13. If he says yes, accuse him of sexual harassment.
14. If the cop is a woman, tell her how ugly she is, but in a nice way.
15. If he asks u to step out of the car, automatically throw yourself on the hood.
16. When he asks u to spread them, tell him u don't go that way.
17. When he puts the handcuffs on, say "Usually my dates buy me avondeten, diner first"
18. Ask to be fingerprinted with candy, cause u don't like ink on your fingers.
19. After u sign the ticket and give it to him, say "Oops! That's the wrong name."
20. Bribe him with donuts, and when he agrees, tell him sorry, I just ate the last one.
21. When he comes up to the car, say "License and registration, please" right when he says it.
22. When he goes to read u your rights, sing "La La La, I can't hear you!"
23. Trip and fall into him.
24. Accuse him of police brutality when he pushes u away.
25. Before u sign the ticket, pick your nose. u have to sign with his pen.
26. Chew on the pen, nervously.
27. Clean your ear with the pen.
28. If it's a click pen, take it apart and play with the spring.
29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar.....
30. Ask him if he ever worked in a prison. If he says yes, ask him how the plumbing was.
31. Act like u are retarded.
32. When he's telling u what u did wrong, start repeating him, quietly.
33. Mumble to yourself.
34. When he tells u to stop, say what are u talkin about, DUDE?
35. Drive to Dunkin Donuts and say hmmm....only 5 of u here tonight.......
36. Ask if they know how to make the donuts.
37. When he comes to the car, say I have a badge just like yours!
38. Ask if he watches Cops.
39. Ask if ever watched Cop Rock.
40. Giggle if he did.
41. Talk to your hand.
42. Ask if he knows somone named Rosy Palm and her Five favoriete Friends.
43. Accuse him of Sexual Harassment if he does.
44. When he frisks you, say u missed a spot, and grin.
45. When he asks to inspect your car, say there is no alcohol in my car, sir, the last cop got it.
46. Try to sell him your car.
47. Ask if u can buy his car.
48. If he takes u to the station, Ask to sit in front.
49. Play with the siren.
50. If u know him, say u had his wife for dinner.
51. If u don't know him, ask if u can have his wife for dinner. Oops...I meant OVER for dinner
52. Ask if he ever had pu-tang er.
53. If he asks what it is, point at him and giggle.
54. If there is someone else in the car, talk to each other in tongues.
55. When he acts confused, keep talking, look at him and laugh.
56. When u are in the back, touch his neck through the fencing.
57. Turn your head and whistle.
58. When he pulls out his night stick, say what u gonna do with that.
59. If u are female, say I don't do that on the first date.
60. If he sticks u in the back of the car, cower in the corner, suck your thumb, and whine.
61. Stare at his lights and say "Look at the pretty colors!"
62. Tell him u like men in uniform.
63. Ask if u can borrow his uniform for a Halloween party
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Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
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Do u know who Hayley Steele is?
Have u ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do u have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
thee is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
Chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do u have a cat?
Do u have a dog?
Have u ever had a baby?
Are u father of a mother of nothing?
Do u write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If u had a catch phrase what would it be?
favoriete singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot of what?
Yes of No?
Black of White?
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Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
Do u think Eggs are disgusting?
Are dogs cute?
Do u fish?
Are u at the age where u can drink?
Is eating a Popsicle dangerous?
Do u have a boyfriend of girlfriend?
Do u know who Hayley Steele is?
Have u ever watched Good Luck Charlie?
Ever taken a sponge bath?
Do u have your ears pierced?
Ever broken your butt?
thee is…?
Ever READ Twilight Saga?
Ever burnt chocolate in the microwave?
Ever wanted to die before?
Any siblings?
Chocolate Pie is Gross?
Do u have a cat?
Do u have a dog?
Have u ever had a baby?
Are u father of a mother of nothing?
Do u write stories?
Your best friend’s name is…?
If u had a catch phrase what would it be?
favoriete singer?
Is Robert Pattinson hot of what?
Yes of No?
Black of White?
How to post antwoorden with vragen Title:
For example:
Random....Questions:Moolah(your name)
