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"Sometimes u wanna give up cause u dont think that u can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

u have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, verplaats on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside u hurts, u just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when u think u had all u can take, just stick up your head and know that u will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not to destory them. Everyday is a new journey and every step u take brings u one step closer to finishing that journey.

Life is too short, so live it the way u want and in the best way u can. Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat u right and forget about the people that dont. Believe that everything happens for a reason. If u get a chance, take it. If it changes your life let it. Nobody zei it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it. Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness. Laugh when u can, apologize when u should. Love deeply and forgive quickly. Take chances, give everything and have no regrets. Life is too short to be unhappy. u have to take the good with th bad. Smile when your sad. Love what u got and always rememeber what u had. Always forgive, never forget and learn from your mistakes. people change and things go wrong but always remember that life goes on.

This is where my motto comes from and Im sticking with it. :)
10. When being pulled over door a cop and he of she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, u have been caught speeding, how much do u think u were going?" Don't say, "Well u must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when u haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron of born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period of PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have u been putting on a little weight?" It's a teef slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I stal a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag u down and beat u with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make u Christian even meer then standing in a garage makes u a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the lijst though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home pagina even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been geplaatst before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with vrienden in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If u have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours door hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been geplaatst alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality of sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope u like!!! This was written door me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time reading my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help u feel better. And who knows, over time u might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an auteur :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If u love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids door their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, meer of less a link with the United States. If u look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses meer firmly. straal, ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup of sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds u of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his home pagina adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he antwoorden he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the bron of much amusement.

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"If u are a burglar, then we're probably at home pagina cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's veilig to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write of draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on of off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to toon the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of u just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell u all these: What dates & Why u don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's dag
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday of the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, u know how if u see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why u ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would u want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 jaar old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. u fall down the stairs.

2. A boom falls down on you.

3. A lama spits in your face.

4. u eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. u are making out with a person and then u trow up in their mouth
.
7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your hoofdkussen, kussen gets a face and bites u head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate u and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, u get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that u are going to die, then u die.

11. When u are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying random things until u cry laughing
5. continue reading this
6. Walk up to siblings and say random things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on google look up vlaamse gaai, jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add random people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are u addicted? Are u a super fan? Are u just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are u on Fanpop too much?

1. u see something u like, and think Oh, I want to fan that club!

2. u start shipping people u know of see.

3. u hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. u hear something awesome and immediately want to go on Fanpop and change your motto.

5. u hear something and u want to commentaar on it.

6. u have great ideas of something u should post on Fanpop at completely random times of day.

7. u get a new favoriete and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will u marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no meer pinda butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and u have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely random things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as u can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as u can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend u try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.
posted by 3nala
3nala said:
"Yo whazzup mah homiehs?"

{screams something incoherent about peanut butter}

"I like waffles with peanut butter."

{is bored}



{screams something incoherent about dynamite and bananas}

"Oh well..."

{screams something completely incoherent}

"Ooh look at teh pretty birdses..."



{starts humming to the tune of 'U Can't Touch This'}

{Stares down a digital picture of GIR, then screams something incoherent about tacos}

"How did pig tracks get on the ceiling?"

{sings 'Spider-Pig'}

{Screams something incoherent about exploding squirrels}

"I told the man I was innocent, but the gun in my...
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Don't cheat! :) DO NOT CHEAT of IT WON'T WORK AND u WILL WISH u HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES! TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK u OUT. DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT. IT'S WORTH A TRY. 1st. Get a PEN and PAPER. 2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT u ACTUALLY KNOW. 3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results. 4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON'T READ AHEAD otherwise u WILL RUIN THE FUN. 1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. ~ 2. volgende to the NUMBERS 1 and 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS u WANT. ~ 3....
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The top, boven six reasons computers must be female:

6. As soon as u have one, a better one is just around the corner.

5. No one but the creator understands the internal logic.

4. Even your smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference.

3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

2. The message "Bad Command of File Name" is about as informative as

"If u don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you".

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON COMPUTERS ARE FEMALE:

As soon as u make a commitment to one, u find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.