This is a lijst of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)
1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If u enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. u must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The meer beautiful and pure a thing is, the meer satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The meer u hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. u must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. u must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. u will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs meer Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be meer fucked up shit than what u just saw.
29. u can not divide door zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL u STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
*/b/ is the random forum on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If u enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. u must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue with a troll — it means that they win.
15. The meer beautiful and pure a thing is, the meer satisfying it is to corrupt it.
16. There are NO girls on the internet.
17. A cat is fine too.
18. One cat leads to another.
19. The meer u hate it, the stronger it gets.
20. It is delicious cake. u must eat it.
21. It is delicious trap. u must hit it.
22. /b/ sucks today.
23. Cock goes in here.
24. u will never have sex.
25. ????
26. PROFIT!
27. It needs meer Desu. No exceptions.
28. There will always be meer fucked up shit than what u just saw.
29. u can not divide door zero (just because the calculator says so).
30. No real limits of any kind apply here — not even the sky
31. CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL.
32. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL u STILL HAVE TO STEER.
33. Desu isn't funny. Seriously guys. It's worse than Chuck Norris jokes.
34. There is porn of it. No exceptions.
35. If no porn is found of it, it will ...
*/b/ is the random forum on 4chan.com....which I am not supposed to talk about....
It all started when Chloe was in the keuken-, keuken making cupcakes...
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
Chloe:I'm gonna bake these cupcakes in time for when Sara comes!
(Sara walks through the door)
Chloe: aw, s**t.
Sara:wha?
Chloe:wha?
(Jimmy walks through door)
Jimmy:hi
Sara:jimmy what the h**l are u doing here ur not supposed to be here jimmy:i dont care im stupid
Chloe:yay another stupid person
(derpy comes out if nowhere)
Derpy:WHAT DOES THE FOCKS SAY ? RINGADINGADINGADOO RINGADINGADINGADOO
Fluttershy(is watching in security room)
Fluttershy:what. the. f***k did i just see
THE END
1. Empath. An empath is someone who can sense the emotions of others. They tend to feel drained after being an a crowd.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected door wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited door one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit of other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that u have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers of water witches. Someone who can locate water of lost object with a rod of wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see of sense aura, of energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
2. Shaman. Shamans can heal people and feel comfortable on nature. They sometimes feel protected door wild places, such as a forest.
3. Medium. Mediums can speak to the dead. They can sense the presense of a spirit and some have been visited door one.
4. Channeler. Someone who can act as a channel for a spirit of other otherworldly being.
5. Clair. There are a few different types of clairs, but all it means is that u have a very strong sense of something. For example, someone who is clairvoyant can see things miles away.
6. Telepath. Someone who can comunicate mind-to-mind with someone.
7. Dowsers of water witches. Someone who can locate water of lost object with a rod of wand.
8. Aura readers. Aura readers can see of sense aura, of energy.
9. Animal telepath. Someone who can communicate with animals.
10. Astral projector. Someone who can leave their body.
1.Determine how many times a week u eat of want to eat chocolate. It must be a number between 1 and 10, including 1 of 10.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
Let's say u eat chocolate 8 times a week (we won't tell).
2.Multiply that number door 2.
8 x 2 = 16
3.Add 5 to the vorige result.
16 + 5 = 21
4.Multiply that door 50.
21 x 50 = 1050
5.Add the current jaar (Gregorian).
1050 + 2011 = 3061
6.Subtract 250 if you've had a birthday this year. If u haven't had a birthday this year, subtract 251.
(Let's say your birthday hasn't passed yet.)
3061 - 251 = 2810
7.(Assuming u were born in 1975...)
2810 - 1975 = 835
8.You'll end up with a 3 of 4 digit number. The last two digits are your age (if you're under 10 years old there will be a zero before your age). The remaining one of two digits will be the number of times per week u eat of want chocolate (the number u specified in the first step).
8 pieces of chocolate a week, 35 years of age.
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Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
Scarlet
I tried to brush Dominic's hair away from his eyes. This time he let me. He had one green eye that was a completely different pattern then the black one. His eye had been replaced.
"Your lucky," I said. "I heard in 3017 they couldn't do that." I continued. "you started being able to in 3018."
"I'm not lucky." He said,"it could have just not happened."
"What did happen?"
"It's a long story. u wouldn't like it anyway."
"No I really would."
"No. I don't want to talk about it."
"Ok. u can tell me if u ever want to."
"Ok. Well I won't."
