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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off u aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so u aren't the one stressed on birth control , u do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 minuten tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell u at what uur to be home pagina when u in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than home pagina as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If u get drunk u are not seen as if u did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in love over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true vrienden , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached door a stranger on straat wanting your money of anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy u can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places u can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if u are fat of not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Ok so me and my friend love the mall but what makes it meer fun are the following

-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could u please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When u go into a store adress your friend door a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if u go into one of those store that plays the muziek REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but u and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about random things. like terrorists of something

Have fun with vrienden at the mall!
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1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if u can try the harmomonica of the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, films about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, films about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck zei “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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posted by grayza_love07
These are the top, boven 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as u scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] Flowers of other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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posted by deathding
When life gives u lemons, make oranje sap and leave the world wondering how the heck u did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first u don't succeed, destroy everything.

An appel, apple a dag can keep any doctor away if u throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 meer letters in the alphabet.

Do u believe in love at first sight, of should I walk door again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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