1. Ask him why did he marry a woman like your mom
2. Tell him u met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do u listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him door his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favoriete guy[If u hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson of some who u like ALLOT!]
9. Come home pagina saying u found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" of "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can u clean my room?"
12. Ask him if u can get a pet( If u don't have one already) and if he suggests a vis say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add meer if u give me more!
2. Tell him u met a guy in school
3. Sing a song he hates
4(reply to number 3) When he plays a song he likes, ask: "What awful music. How do u listen to that crap?"
5. When he is driving you(anywhere), constantly ask "where are we going?"
6. Call him door his name[Not so risky, always done it as a kid!]
7. When he lectures you, after he finishes it, ask him: "Ever heard of breath mint?"
8. Tell him that Justin Bieber is your favoriete guy[If u hate Bieber, go with Cody Simpson of some who u like ALLOT!]
9. Come home pagina saying u found your true love.
10. (reply to number 9) When he asks to meet him, say, "Never" of "I met him on a chat room!" (REALLY RISKY!)
11. Ask if a friend can come over and then ask, "Can u clean my room?"
12. Ask him if u can get a pet( If u don't have one already) and if he suggests a vis say, "No!"
13. Scream at the house(or apartment) telling it to break down
14. Tell your dad that your going away forever and when he gets sad, say, "Haha, I'm kidding!"
15. Tell him your pregnant.
16. [2dolphn97]-For girls- Constantly remind him of the "changes" your going through
I will add meer if u give me more!
top, boven 24 eminem song (random order)
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope u like this one better than the first one please leave a commentaar if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
who knew
rock bottom
words are weapons
lighters
criminal
kill you
never 2 far
like toy solidiers
white america
cleanin' out my closet
my name is
till i collapse
when im gone
sing for the moment
the real slim shady
just dont give a fuck
lose yourself
the way i am
mockingbird
infinite
stan
not afraid
without me
just lose it
i hope u like this one better than the first one please leave a commentaar if u like od dont like it i want to hear your thoughts :P
10. Sing “Bad Touch” door the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains of argues, reply with “What are u gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with u for Halloween
4. toon him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile of if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room of says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” door Madonna.
9.Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically paedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7.End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
6. Whenever he complains of argues, reply with “What are u gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
5.Ask him to be a gangsta with u for Halloween
4. toon him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he thinks that he looks like a pedophile of if it's just you.
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room of says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.
1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” door Madonna.
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Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My hart-, hart is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My vrienden call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End
Emo Poems:
Poem number 1:
My tears are a sign of my fears,I've been drowning all these years.
I have to break out from this pain,Have to free me from this chain.
My hart-, hart is filling up inside,I cannot run,I cannot hide.
Hate is filling up my mind,Its love i cannot find.
Poem number 2:
My vrienden call me emo.
My mom makes jokes.
My sisters are worried.
I'm not emo i say.
Stop making jokes.
They're not very funny.
No need to worry.
I promise i'll tell.
The End