Random Article: 20 Funny Quotes

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posted by invadercalliope

I hope u enjoy!
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20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting volgende to u saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the kust-, oever like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made u smile
8:Clear as a klok, bell my nody zei "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on road during rain
10:live for the moments u can't put into words
11:bom chicka wah wah
12:tell me what to do, & i'll tell u off.
13:when I zei "I'd hit that" i meant with my car.
14:why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle!
15:isnt it funny how day-by-day nothing changes but when u look back everythings different
16:by the time u have read this you've already read it
17:we're so cool ice-cubes are jealous
18:be who u are say what u feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind
19:i can't see my vervaltermijn date
20:I TRIP THE STAIRS

deathding, DramaQueen1020 and 10 others like this

TeamSongz4eva lol

everybody_lies Hahaha!

Insane4ever Hah.........aaaaaaaah numb 3. Good times,good times....and im the one that says dude that was freaking awesome...........ah good times....good ideas

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What Makes A Character Truly Evil

posted by zanhar1

The embodiment of evil.

This is based on this question; link

I think that there are a number of componants to considere when talking about what makes a character truly evil. For me it's about awareness and how the person is raised. As well as empathy and age.

By awareness I mean; a truly evil character is in full control (no mental instabilities). They know completely how wrong the action is and do it anyhow. In other words motivation is a huge component too; a character that firmly believes that he of she is doing the right thing isn't truly pure evil. Because this person really thinks that he/she is in the right....

Which Emoji are you? My own test.

posted by ToriKelly5

1. Which would u read right now ?
A. Harry Potter!
B. Matilda
C. Captain Underpants.

2. You're at the mall and see a sale on 2 stores. Which do u go to?
A. Bookshop, duh.
B. Clothes store!
C. None, as I would go to McDonalds instead.

3. u buy a Fidget Spinner! Which colour do u buy?
A. Blue.
B. Pink.
C. goud Batarang.

4. Who is better?
A. R2-D2.
B. BB8,cause he is 100% cute.
C. C3PO.

5. What do u watchafter school/work?
A. Eggheads of a game toon like that.
B. Simpsons ! Yay!
C. A soap drama of other.

6. Ok, last question: did u like this quiz?
A. Yeah, it was cool.
B. YEAH! Can I do another?
C. What...

Puffball Perfumance (A Kirby/Looney Tunes crossover)

posted by aldrine2016

It was a peaceful, King Dedede-free morning in Pop Star. Birds chirped. Bunnies hopped around. All of the folks are playing merrily, and then there's... Kirby, who was flying in his Warp ster for the reason of feeling the breeze through his light, roze skin. Normally, he'd use the Warp ster as a mode of transportation, but today was the day.

Kirby: [singing] I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky,
Here in Pop ster I can fly so high.
On my Warp Star, won't it make me cry...

Unfortunately, Kirby had happened to fly too far, in fact, TOO far that he went off bounds from Pop ster and flew...

10 really depressing things about RED DEAD REDEMPTION:

posted by Canada24

1:
Out of all of the Stranger missions, the happiest one has u reunite a zoophile with his favoriete horse. Almost all of them are grim and depressing, and when u do the "right" thing, u often end up making people's lives worse. u give Jenny some medicine but she doesn't go with u to town, is left wondering around forever. The guy who u helped make his flying mechine only ends up dying. And Sam slowly loses his mind in his journey to California.

#2:
Birth of the Conservation Movement. You've just killed all but one of the peaceful Sasquatch, and the last one is distraught and begging...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards door an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of...

Jibril (No Game No Life)

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Dirty Harry Parody: Frank Sinatra

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, tonen Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

Song: link

Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...

The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, u finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, u shouldn't be tortured door the reboot. I'm going to tell u the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...

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The Art Of Clickbait (A Deathding Original)

posted by deathding

Picture this. You're a newspaper boy in the 1880's and your headlines just don't seem to be selling as well as they used to. Therefore, your company decides to change things up and start lying just a LITTLE bit.

...Well, at least of your definition of lying a LITTLE bit is completely changing the titel of your papers to something amusing and spreading misinformation just to rake in meer cash from the public. And mine is!

So today, people. We're going to go dive headfirst into the world of clickbait. But first and foremost, the most important vraag of them all.

What exactly IS clickbait?

Basically...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A lijst Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are u bored? Do u have the humor of a 10 jaar old boy? Do u like muziek that doesn't have a real point? Do u like muziek that will make your grandma look at u with disappointment in her eyes!? If u answered yes to any of these vragen then here is a lijst for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes muziek about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John hart-, hart - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

Sugar Glider.

added by PsychoTeddy

Source: Sugar Glider

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IRON MAIDEN

added by shaneoohmac13

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Diary Of A Degenerate: How To Make A Fanpop artikel

posted by deathding

(Let's get this out of the way right now. If you're taking this artikel even remotely seriously, then u probably aren't as smart as u think u are. Enjoy! XD)

"The desire to create is one of the deepest yearnings of the human soul." -Elder Uchtdorf

The desire to create actual GOOD content though is a completely different story, it'd seem. So get out'cher popcorn, soda, and whatever the hell else humanity gives people nowadays, because I'm about to teach your pathetic lowlifes how to make a good Fanpop article! ^_^

(Safety Not Guaranteed o_O)

First off, u need to think of a good title. Y'know,...

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Super Smash Bros Player "Hyuga" Accused Of Sexual Harassment

posted by deathding

Cristian "Hyuga" Medina

First off, this is NOT an artikel I wanted to make. It really infuriates me how something like this can happen in such an innocent community, but hey, I'm just bringing this hear to spread the word and give my opinion the subject.

Basically, for those of u who have NO idea what's happening, a fellow and pretty Super Smash Bros player door the code-name of Hyuga, who is widely regarded as one of the best (if not the best) Toon Link players in the world on both Smash Bros Brawl and Smash Bros 4 in the entire world, was accused of sexually harassing a fellow Smash Bros player code-named VikkiKitty...

funny photos2011 2

added by shaneoohmac13

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Coraline Review

posted by PeacefulCritic

Major Spoilers Alert
Happy Halloweenish everyone!Today I’m going to review a very nostalgia Halloween classic for me. That’s very unique to say the least, Caroline of Coraline whichever one u prefer to call it. So let’s get to it, starting with the story.

Story:
The story stars a certain blue haired girl named Coraline who isn't amused of her new life in Oregon.Then suddenly she comes across a mysterious, small door that opens to a whole new world. This other world is very much to fit what Coraline wishes her life to be like, but she is unaware of the dark secrets within the new world.There’s...

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Cats

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Moose

added by tanyya

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The Tale of King Ramses - Creepypasta

posted by slenderman777

Courage the Cowardly Dog was a toon on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and door that I mean dark colors. It had been...

Game Central Station

posted by Hades_Shadow

For all Wreck-it Ralph fans out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Heroes Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who love the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for u to game jump. u can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...