Random Article: I'm So Goth that.......

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posted by montgomeryraina

got this off a website :)

1. I'm so goth, I got a tattoo of celtic knotwork starting at the top, boven of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing five feet behind me on the floor.

2. I'm so goth I AM a tattoo.

3. I'm so goth my name is "Tattoo" and I was on Fantasy Island.

4. I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.

5. I 'm so goth I use black cotton balls.

6. I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.

7. I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.

8. I'm so goth my pupils are black.

9. I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."

10. I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.

11. I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula.

12. I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.

13. I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"

14. I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.

15. I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.

16. I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.

17. I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.

18. I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!

19. I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."

20. I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.

21. I'm so goth I steal your Happy Meal.

22. I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!

23. I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are u so happy about?"

24. I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.

25. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.

26. I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. What's a smile?

27. I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"

28. I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud u in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."

29. I'm so goth I'm a mime.

30. I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.

31. I'm so goth I'm shocked door heterosexuality.

32. I'm so goth I set off airport metal detectors from ten feet away with all my jewelry.

33. I'm so goth I'm the only REAL goth.

34. I'm so goth I have rigor mortis whenever I'm with my girlfriend.

35. I'm so goth I smoke cloves in the shower.

36. I'm so goth I killed myself . . . twice.

37. I'm so goth a little rain wolk follows me wherever I go and rains on me.

38. I'm so goth I AM the rain cloud.

39. I'm so goth I'm meer goth than anyone else.

40. I'm so goth my diapers were pvc.

41. I'm so goth I got my medulla oblongata pierced.

42. I'm so goth I got my mom pierced.

43. I'm so goth I pierced all my tattoos.

44. I'm so goth it takes me an uur and a half to get dressed.

45. I'm so goth it takes me longer to get UNdressed.

46. I'm so goth I'm dead.

47. I'm so goth I think electrical tape is a fashion accessory.

48. I'm so goth I carry black food dye around in case I have to eat anything that's not black.

49. I'm so goth I look like Michael Jackson.

50. I'm so goth, in preschool, all my drawings were titled, "DEATH."

51. I'm so goth, in high school, all my papers were titled, "DEATH."

52. I'm so goth my mom is a ninja.

53. I'm so goth all ninjas are my mom.

54. I'm so goth, as soon as I was born I put eyeliner on. And I put on too much.

55. I'm so goth I slather on spf 45 before I open the refrigerator.

56. I'm so goth I think Jesus might have been a vampire.

57. I'm so goth I wore corsets in preschool.

58. I'm so goth I wonder if my dog's kraag would look better on me.

59. I'm so goth I KNOW my dog's kraag looks better on me.

60. I'm so goth I stal my dog's collar.

61. I'm so goth, when I was born, I asked for a light for my clove.

62. I'm so goth I ate a Happy Meal . . . because I like to live dangerous.

63. I'm so goth little kids are mesmerized door my appearance.

64. I'm so goth parents leg their kids when they see them mesmerized door my appearance.

65. I'me soe gothe ie thinke puttinge e'se one thee endse ofe mye wordse ise medaevale ande deepe.

66. I'm so goth I've been banned.

67. I'm so goth nobody understands me, especially when I say, "the boom boom like shockalocka!!! flibbaflobba!!!"

68. I'm so goth I don't take my medications, so I can be meer goth.

69. I'm so goth, when I was born the doctor slapped me and I didn't cry.

70. I'm so goth I make flowers wilt.

71. I'm so goth I like them better that way.

72. I'm so goth I punched a care bear.

73. I'm so goth I think saying "oh my goth" is cute.

74. I'm so goth, when I smile people ask me what's wrong.

75. I'm so goth little old ladies in walkers kruis the straat to insult me.

76. I'm so goth I keep getting hit on door necrophiliacs!

77. I'm so goth I rooted for Gargamel.

78. I'm so goth I practice my blank stare in the mirror.

79. I'm so goth I tried to be a hippie once and hugged a tree--and it died.

80. I'm so goth that when I moved into Mr. Roger's neighborhood, he moved away!

81. I'm so goth I pierced both my nipples--does that shock you?--then I went to the genetic engineering lab and had my genetic structure altered to grow another nipple, then I had THAT one pierced.

82. I'm so goth I have carpal tunnel syndrome from constantly putting the back of my hand to my forehead.

83. I'm so goth that whenever I walk into a room, u hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor."

84. I'm so goth I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded door candles & and oh, there's a full moon & and then I die. And then I come back to life. And then I die again & tragically.

85. I'm so goth I have actually seriously uttered the phrase, "the darkest dark of the dark darkness."

86. I'm so goth I tried to use Cheer . . . it cried.

87. I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.

88. I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.

89. I'm so goth I know what pvc stands for.

90. I'm so goth the people at the suicide hotline have asked me to stop calling.

91. I'm so goth I wear pvc pajamas.

92. I'm so goth I'm catholic.

93. I'm so goth nuns and priests resent me because I look koeler, koelwagen in black than them.

94. I'm so goth I changed my name to Mystryss Darque Wintyr Nyght Rayn Ravyn.

95. I'm so goth I don't have a name. I'm just "goth."

96. I'm so goth all I do is sit around and talk about how goth I am.

97. I'm so goth I always use the word "goth" instead of "got."

98. I'm so goth every sentence I say has the word "goth" in it.

And finally...

99. I'm so goth I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!

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siory go goth person thingy

Insane4ever Eh ROFLMAO.........o.O....go kill your self the third time.....maybe someone finally cares....

r-pattz LMAO. This is hilarious. XD

EmzLovesCheryl LOL. Best list I've seen in ages! :')

Goldilottes theyre awesome, 95 made me lol i used to do 73 around die-hard religious people so they didnt get offended

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Celebrating Randomness

added by Little_Cullen

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strand

added by Rodz

Source: google.com

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thats random

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Source: my google skillz

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Why I don't like the random fan club

posted by misscrazel

1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I geplaatst a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think u can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the random fan club doesn't mean u won't get reported.

3. The vragen aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then u click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If u post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.

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The Social Monsters: Cliques, Conformity, and Stereotypes:

posted by theatreprincess

There are many reasons as to why cliques, stereotypes, and conformity are burdens in the socialite world. We, as humans, thrive on social interaction. So how come we create guidelines that prevent us from meeting new people?

Let's focus on the years that I consider to be a nesting post for the social monsters; the glorious teenage years. I've noticed that, before class in the morning, my grade hangs around the lower commons in the same, separated groups. The sophomores are usually over door the front office and the juniors and seniors are scattered about.

I prefer to hang out with my upperclassmen...

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Cute Letter from Dani to her husband Patrick <3

posted by 16falloutboy

To My Loving Husband Patrick.

People say we are not meant to be
People say you're not good for me
People say I'm too good for you
People say you're ugly
People say you're fat
I say screw u to those people
I say you're the most perfect man I've ever known
I say you're my hopes and dreams
I say I love you
u say do u mean it?
I say yes I do
I love u
meer than anything in the world
u love me for who I am
Not for my looks of body
Just me
If u never saved me from Devin
Who knows where I'd be now
He abused me; he raped me
u found me and took me in
u cared for me and treated me like...

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Puns for Educated People

posted by Bananaaddict

This lijst was emailed to me. I thought some of them were pretty clever, so I decided to post it. My favorieten are 3, 5, 22, and 23! Enjoy. :)

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round tafel, tabel was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much u push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth...

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Fear Of Itching

posted by Schnusch

What Is Fear Of Itching

The fear of itching is known as Acarophobia. This fear can also include a phobia about any insects that might cause itching in human beings.

Why Do People Fear Itching?

If u have a phobia about itching, u may harbor some memories of past infections of other problems that caused u to feel terribly itchy and uncomfortable.

Prior experiences with itching can include things like headlice, scabies, and other such infestations. These conditions can be stubborn, embarrassing, and quite stressful. They are also extremely contagious.

Cleanliness May Become An Obsession

Hygiene...

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Bill Gates Goes to Hell

posted by x-menobsessed26

Bill Gates Goes to Heaven
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized up door St. Peter.

"Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call; I'm not sure whether to send u to Heaven of Hell. After all, u enormously helped society door putting a computer in almost every home pagina in America, yet u also created that ghastly Windows '95. I'm going to do something I've never done before in your case; I'm going to let u decide where u want to go."

Bill replied, "well, what's the difference between the two?"

St. Peter said, "I'm willing to let u visit both places briefly,...

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100 ways to annoy a pizza man

posted by Thecharliejay

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Answer their vragen with questions.
9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition...

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13 random ways to be annoying

posted by RandomOne

Note: These have been all tried door me.
1) Go around saying "I'mma ninja" to random people and pose like a ninja

2) Throw popcorn at random people and run away if caught

3) Go to the mall, clothes section, and ask the worker where the baby clothes is. Go to the bathroom. Come out and ask the same worker the same question.

4) Go up to person and say "Why were u following me? Huh?". Then leave, hopefully, u run. If they follow. turn around and say: "See? WHY do u follow me?" Run off for good.

5) Knock on a persons door and ask "Do u have gum? I need some for my little cousin..." Before they...

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11 stupid things i really want to do!!!!!

posted by tribro3

1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man of YMCA
5. stempel, punch someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on top, boven of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and stempel, punch all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Jesus of Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"

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Zodiac:Scorpio

posted by KitkatKaysa

Scorpio.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Pluto
Symbol: The schorpioen, scorpion
Your stone: Topaz
Life Pursuit: To survive against all opposition
Vibration: Resilient
Scorpio's Secret Desire: To triumph

Description:
Reputed to be the "most powerful" sign of the zodiac, Scorpios lead fate filled lives and have intense and dramatic personal relationships. Even as children Scorpios are often found to be wise beyond their years. Many astrologers call this the sign of the "oldest souls". Old and wise beyond the average, Scorpios often know all the answers, except sometimes; they too often have difficulty...

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Things that will get on someone's nerves

posted by TDAPlayer158

1. Walk up to a random person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a random person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person u are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a random person the same gender as u and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" of "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a random man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."

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100 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

posted by Mallory101

11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.

100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him u saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house singing Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the top, boven of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it door Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. toon him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...

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5 Reasons to read Twilight. (Just for fun, im being silly, no bad commentaren please!)

posted by hsyw

1. Everytime u read Twilight, a kitten is born :D

2. If u are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!

3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!

4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!

5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D

PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Meebo Sites Emoticons

posted by cute20k

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things u don't want to hear during surgery

posted by lalaland101

1. well folks this will be an experiment for all of us

2. Oops! hey, has anyone ever suvived 500 ml of this stuff
before?

3. nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

4. ya'know...there's big money in kidneys...and this guy got two
of'em

5. wait a minute, if this is his spleen,then what's that?

6.damm! there go the lights again...

7.what's this doing here?

8. that's cool! now can u make his leg twitch?!

9.boo! boo! come back with that! bad dog!

10. sterile schemerle. the floor's clean, right?

11. what do u mean he wasn't in 4 a sex change?

12. ok, now take a picture from this angle. this...

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who's dating who(ORIGINAL SONG )

posted by heavenly13

yea...it sounds beter with the rythem and all that( ive recorded it with drums, piano , gutair...ext) and the forms probily bad.,,,,....but plzz read it and comment!!!!and be honest

WHo's dating who

walkin' down the hallway talking with my fiends
the gossip never ends
who like's who
who hate's you
who has the cutest new shoes

then i turn around and see you
and relize

Chourus: All i want is you...I dont wanna be cool. Who cares about all of this. lets get together and froget who's "in" and whos "out" , u know what its all about. I dont care about who's dating who...unless its me and you......

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333 ways to get kicked out of walmart

posted by vladmortum

1. Take someone's shopping kar, winkelwagen and switch the items with stuff from the person volgende to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen u in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of u on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. verplaats "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...