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50 random vragen people ask

1. Are we there yet?
2. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
3. Which way to the emergency exit?
4. Does this make me look fat?
5. Can God make a bathtub so big He can't bathe in it?
6. Parlez-vous Français?
7. Why hasn't my check arrived yet?
8. How many fingers am I holding up?
9. Where do bad folks go when they die?
10. Why do we park on driveways and drive on freeways?
11. Who shot Mr. Burns?
12. What time is it?
13. Can I go to the bathroom?
14. May I go to the bathroom?
15. Does this hurt?
16. Will u marry me?
17. Whose fault is that?
18. I...

Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...


A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The dag came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing u know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...

1.His cell phone number (picture this u are on a datum with him and she calls to ask wat time will she be home)

2.His parents-(If your mom knows his parents then be prepared to see sum embarrasing pics,of yuor boyfriend)

3. If he is a virgin!! (ppicture this your up in your room with him and she pops in when yall r about to kiss and she freaks out)

4.His ex-girlfriends (if your mom knows ur boyfriend's ex girlfriends then be prepared to hear what did, tthis girl havetht my daughter didnt)

5.What his style is (your out with ur bf and mom and u turn the corner and she yells OH LOOK A THOOSE SEXY...

I bet I know what some of u are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat of what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minuten when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod of laptop for a week if I left it open again. of when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconden to the people at the volgende tafel, tabel and ask them if your zitplaats, stoel is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever u see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tafel, tabel and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time u take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tafel, tabel itself; and make sure to make...

Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are vrienden live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be...

The titel says it all, really. So I just want to start this all off door apologizing to like..... The three of u that probably were reading this. Cultober II was something I had planned since last year. I reviewed 31 horror films last jaar and really wanted to do the same this year. However, I don't have the same free time I did a jaar ago. With work and other projects being in the way, as well as playing indie games for In-Indie, I have no time to review 31 films. I had hoped that limiting it to 16 would help... and then I limited it to 10. And even then it wasn't going to do any good. So...