Male vs. Female colors

1. Call themselves ugly.
-You're beautiful. So what if u don't look like a movie ster because there's always someone prettier than that movie star.
-Be yourself.

2. Call themselves fat.
-Just because u love to eat doesn't necessarily mean your fat. I eat so much food in one dag you'd think I'm gonna go feed an army.
-If u want to eat, eat. If people don't like it then u throw whatever you're eating at them.

3. Twerk.
-Stop twerking! Especially if u don't have no ass.

4. Care what people think of them.
-Fuck those people because you're worrying about someone u may never see again of someone...

jnrm:
ugh... your depressed AGAIN...
8:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Aye.
Do u want to knwo why?
8:01pmjnrm:
not again..... thats like the 10000000th time this month
8:01pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
first time actually
8:12pmjnrm:
uh huh...
8:13pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
My god, it's help if u actually supported me instead of treating it liek someone kinda of joke
8:14pmjnrm:
Well im sorry but u say the same thing every time taylor, i just have a hard time beleiving u now after u keep saying the same thing over and over again
8:14pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
You don't even knwo what it's about this time
8:16pmjnrm:
yah well ive got a...

hallo so this is the 3rd part of my story,changed a little,sorry for misspells n if u didnt see the vorige 2 parts u have a button under the artikel 2 see all my articles...n chose the amnesia story ones....

So our character is walking around the desert.....well lets see whats he thinking about,lets be him....


Characters point of view:
im starwing,thirsty,dont know where the hell i am.im trying to keep my self sane,but it isnt working.i decided couse i dont know my name i will have to think of one......il have to think of a name for my self,"how many people do that eh.maybe i could call my...

Q: What do elves learn in school?

A: The Elf-abet!

Q: What's the most populair wine at Christmas?
A: "I don't like sprouts" !

Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missletoe!

Q: What do u get when u kruis a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A: Because he had low elf esteem.

Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.

Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll.

Q: What do u get when u kruis an archer with a gift-wrapper?
A: Ribbon hood.

Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?
A: Because it's to far to...

"Friends forever‚" u promised.
"Together till the end."
We did everything with each other.
You were my best friend.

When I was sad‚ u were door my side.
When I was scared‚ u felt my fear.
You were my best support-
If I needed you‚ u were there.

You were the greatest friend‚
You always knew what to say:
You always made everthing seem better.
As long as we had each other‚
Everything would be okay.

But somewhere along the line‚
We slowly came apart.
I was here‚ u were there‚
It tore a hole in my heart.

Things were changing‚
Our cheerful muziek reversed its tune.
It was like having salt...

Wax the ceiling.
Loosen the lug nuts on your dad's new car.
Drop your cat from a high place, to see if it really does land on all four feet.
Repeat above until failure.
Rearrange political campaign signs.
Sharpen your teeth.
Play Houdini with one of your siblings.
Braid your dogs hair.
Clean and polish your belly button.
Water your dog...see if he grows.
Wash a tree.
Knight yourself and some close friends.
Found the Jim Jones' School of Modern Bartending.
Flirt with an evergreen.
Scare Steven King.
Give your cat a mohawk.
Purr.
Mow your carpet.
Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)...