Things u Only See In Japan

I don’t know what makes u so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.

If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

I didn't make this, I just found it...


1.Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....