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Something I got in an e-mail. Still pretty funny. Especially since I've done a few...

1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, and then act embarrassed when they open door themselves.

2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call u Admiral.

3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until u hear the penny u dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

4. Do Tai Chi exercises.

5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

6. Meow occasionally....

"We need" means "I want"

"It's your decision" means "The correct decision should be obvious door now"

"Do what u want "means" You'll pay for this later

"We need to talk" means "I need to complain


"Sure...go ahead" means"I don't want u to.

"I'm not upset"means "Of course I'm upset, u moron."

"You're...so manly "means" u need a shave and u sweat a lot."

"You're certainly attentive tonight." means     "Is sex all u ever think about?"

"I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting!" means     "I'm on my period."

"Be romantic, turn out the lights" means     "I...