Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconden to the people at the volgende tafel, tabel and ask them if your zitplaats, stoel is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever u see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tafel, tabel and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time u take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tafel, tabel itself; and make sure to make...
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