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Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.
Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When u arrive at the volgende stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.
If u are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.
Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²
Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.
When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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