xD

1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a random strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T u SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do u guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped door terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stal it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stal it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this vraag on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...

ENRIQUE IGLESIAS


"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know u want me
I made it obvious that I want u too
So put it on me
Let's remove the space between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that u move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what u wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that u do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh u know
That tonight...

Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are u up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any rommel, ongewenste food of soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something...

1. Everytime your reach a new floor, scream "Glory hallelujah! We will reach the promised land!!!"

2. Interrogate people as if u worked for the FBI.

3. Make wild turkey noises and when people tell u to stop, say "You have no respect for animal rights, do you?"

4. Sing your favoriete song and when people get annoyed, sing louder.

5. Follow random people off and tell them what to buy every minuut of so. If u get in trouble, say u were helping the person make educated choices.

6. Press every button, and try and get off, then, speak into your kraag and say, "Houston, we have a problem, floor#__...

I hope u enjoy.
◦Aizen-sama fears nothing. That's why we bow before him. For us, a man afraid of nothing shines like the moon before us.
Aisuringa (Bleach)

◦From this point on, all u opinions will be rejected!.
Kurosaki Ichigo (Bleach)

◦Remember this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two. The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride.
Ukitake Jushiro (Bleach)

◦Well can't u see, the resolve to cut u reflected in my sword?.
Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)

◦If i were the rain that bind together the...

Some of u girls will remember that on Wednesday i told u that Miley's parents were getting a divorce.

According to the celeb news bron HollywoodLife.com, Miley was so devastated door her parents Tish and Billy straal, ray Cyrus‘ divorce that she got back together with Liam Hemsworth.

“Miley knew about the divorce awhile geleden and she’s been taking it really hard. Pretty much at the same time, she broke up with Liam, Hannah Montana was ending and then her parents’ marriage was falling apart,” Miley’s friend says.

“She got super stressed out and that’s really when she started acting out...

DO u wanna know reasons why Alice Cullen is better then any werewolf out there ( espeshally Leah Clearwater)???? Well read on to see 10 reasons why.............



Oh ya if your a Leah Clearwater fan then u might not wanna read this but if u do and it affends u then leave a commentaar and i can tell u in person why your sooo stupid and ya i worned u so..................

TEN REASONS WHY ALICE IS BETTER THEN LEAH!!!

1. Alice is acually nice unlike Leah who made Bella cry for no reason at all ( Breaking Dawn)

2. Leah doesn't care about other people she only cares about herself well Alice does...