allen ginsberg quote

Ways how Lucky Luke would shoot faster than his shadow


Way 1: He can distract his shadow and quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 2: He can make a nice drawing and toon it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a nice drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 3: He can make a horrific drawing and toon it to his shadow. His shadow would think: “Oh, that’s a horrific drawing” and then he’d quickly shoot. That way he’ll shoot faster than his shadow.

Way 4: He can throw a rock at his shadow so...

Get to know a vrienden bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Call other people "Champ" of "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

Drum on every available surface.

Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

Staple papers together in the middle of the page.

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.

Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.

Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

Insist on giving weather forecasts in public.

Claim to be AMS certified....

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When u break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses u - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want u to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants u to read it ]
When she walks away from u mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes u of hit's u - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at u - [ Kiss her and tell her u love her ]
When she ignore's u - [ Give her your...