Do u work at Subway? Because u just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do u want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang u on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but u can expect meer than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't u like pizza?
Do u work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw u checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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