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schommel, schommel, swing low, my sweet Jacob

posted by KatiiCullen94

This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.

How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my hart-, hart out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, of the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my hart-, hart out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. u wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet u on a saturday, on the first saturday...

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the lyrics to the camfiresongsong

posted by Fangirl99

from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
gitaar by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if u think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if u just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if u think that we cant sing it faster then u wrong but itll help if u just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if u just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
"

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Night Surgeon Lyrics

posted by twilight0girl

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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can u forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the straat physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your ezel like rembrandt!
Ha! u Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when u see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who u are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what u did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who u are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, u answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, u answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, u answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, u say “is that so?”
5. If u so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher u did not turn in your homework because u were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When u walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a koeler, koelwagen that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up lijst is on my bureau for the part u would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up lijst on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

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comebacks after someone says you're gay.

posted by Tamar20

1)"Why, do u find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I love the seconde grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and u actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...

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10 dares I dare u to do.

posted by TOTALIzzyluver

1) Lick your best friend's foot for 10 seconds
2) Rub glue on your face and stick various things on it.
3) Go up to a random strange and ask them for $50 dollars for a nose job
4) Go to a public bathroom and sit on the floor and when someone walks in yell this "GO AWAY! CAN'T u SEE I'M CLEANING!"
5)Put on a strange outfit and stand on the side of the road and throw pretzels at passing cars
6) Go to Wal-mart and go to a worker and have a conversation that goes kinda like this
YOU-Excuse me. Do u guys sell like everything? WALMART PERSON- Yeah. YOU-So where can I find the cars? My son wants a...

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61 Funny excuses for not doing homework

posted by ilovetech29

just got this while browsing the net

1.I was kidnapped door terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it.

2.I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to my teacher's heavy workload.

3.A bunch of nerds stal it to make sure theirs were completely perfect.

4.We ran out of toilet paper at my house last night, and my Dad isn't feeling so good. He grabbed it in a big rush and I haven't seen it since.

5.My mother took it to have it framed.

6.It was in my back pocket and a pickpocket stal it.

7.I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.

8.My mom's whooping cough vaccination...

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Why Naruto is the best anime ever!!!!

posted by Crazy_NarutoKid

1.The Characters are awesome

2.It can make u laugh so hard

3.It can make u cry like a baby

4.The fight scenes are epic

5.Theres blood

6.They swear

7.The storyline is really good

8.Theres Ninjas'!!

9.They have Sasuke(cool)

10.The weapons they use are so coool

11.The villians are so evil.

12.It makes u wish u lived in the naruto world.

13.They have great opening and ending songs.

14.It makes u think about it all the time

15.It teaches u naruto history

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80 things to do on an exam if u think you're going to fail anyways

posted by emmett

I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this vraag on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...