human cell that holds the body together like glue

Feel free to add some suggestions of reasons! I may include them on here. :)

From Cartoonnetwork:

Regular Show:
-The animatie is actually decent.
-Funny
-Some characters are actually smart and use common sense

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake
-It has a very weird (but cute) looking setting.
-Funny
-A very fun and adventurous little cartoon (Hence the title, ADVENTURE Time.)

What I have to say to Cartoonnetwork: You're doing a rather decent job. Now let's get meer cartoons like these.

From Nickelodeon:

Victorious (but slowly getting worse, like iCarly :/)
-Interesting and original characters
-Fun story...

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If u have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your vrienden come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary vrienden that u ask their opinion of everything.

7. After u have your bath, inpakken, wrap a bath towel around u and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask u what you're doing, say "Wearing...