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I was walking home pagina from walmart when a carrot fell from the sky and started talking to me then an air raid siren went off and flying pigs were dropping sausage rolls that blew up into smiley faces when they hit the ground then a walvis drove door in his sedan and zei happy Halloween to me then micheal Jackson did the moonwalk on the moon with a cow.


I was like wow I went home pagina and played wit my xbox, PIE!

And a cat grew a vis tail and swam away from a basketball

Watch out CHAINSAW MONKEY!


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Hi everyone this is the Invader Calliope show!
Time to talk about stuff!
Ok here are two perfect things that i love! Invader Zim and Anime!!
Ok i'm on team and L then Mellow then Near!
I do love Misa though!
I love rijst balls!
Oh my fave number is 37!
I'm using my laptop!
I love my cat!
I am feeling happy today!
I enjoy sweets!
I don't eat to much sweets i do eat my vegetables!
I love the colors: limoen, kalk Green,Dark Purple,Cyber Blue,and Black!
I love the Invader Zim sound track and the amazing singer gir!

Miss Carey: Here are your costumes for the play children. Come and see!
Ed: Is it my costume?
Miss Carey: Yes, it is.
Mady: Is this my dress? It's pretty.
Nicki: Here's my own zwaan-, zwaan costume. Look at my oranje beak.
Miss Carey: You're the ugly duckling, Allex. Here u are.
Allex: Thank you, Miss Carey.
Nicki: Let's put on our costumes!
Mady: Oh no! Look at my dress! It's much too lond.
Ed: My hat is too small. I look tidiculous.
Allex: I look meer ridiculous than you. Look at my feet!
Miss Carey: Oh dear! Theey're much too big!
Nicki: And I haven't got any wings!
Ed: This play is a disaster!
Mady: First we've got thousands of scripts.
Allex: And now our costumes don't fit.
Nicki: What's next?

It can be hard at times, but for some girls it is no problem to be vrienden with an ex.

The key is in how the relationship has ended. It's important that there is no anger and no one has cheated. If this is true for u then it is meer than possible that with a little time u two can go back to being friends.

vrienden and just friends. u must be clear about what u want. Sometimes when we pretend to want to be vrienden with our ex, we are really looking to get back together. Sometimes this is what u want and it works, but if it goes wrong then things will be even worse.

Give him space. If after some time apart u still want to continue to spend time together without wanting to be a couple, then u are ready to be vrienden again!

-source: justjared T.V show<>

Hey everyone!!This is the story of the time I was at Wal-Mart with some vrienden and the brand alarm went off but nobody cared and a baby died!


So anyway me and my friend Gyrrrrrrlllllllll were at Wal-Mart stealing stuff when the brand alarm went off.It was so funny cause nobody knew what to do.We were all just standing there not moving.It would have been meer funny to u if u *had've been there.


*I don't even think this is a word!

The End.

Nevermind.Fanpop zei this artikel is too short.Now what?That's all I had to say.Maybe if I say KITTENS!!!That will work.

Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American muziek Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend Usher and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Ke$ha and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

u can vote for your favorieten on the event webpage here: American muziek Awards.

5 meer incredibly random stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and random in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is Jesus Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide door zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1