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Steve Rogers / Captain America Scene

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steve rogers

captain america

the avengers

2012

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Smart insult quotes

posted by AlxanderRfan

I don’t know what makes u so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told u to be yourself simply couldn’t have gegeven u worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t u have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let u mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are u always this stupid of are u making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like u before – but I had to pay an admission.

If u took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d love to help u out…now, which way did u come in?

Brains aren’t everything....

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Cute achtergrond

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101 things to do in a public bathroom

posted by IsabellaMCullen

I didn't make this, I just found it...

1.Stick your open palm under the stall uithangbord and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2.Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."

3.Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4.Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

5.Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

6.Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

7.Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconden and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

8.Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9.Say, "Humus....

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Sexy Markiplier

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Real Ninja Turtles

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Troll Teacher

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Real Life Disney Princesses - Jessica Rabbit

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Calvin and Hobbes

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Cereal Guy :D

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The Weirdest, Randomest Story Ever

posted by wolfgrrl

I was born on a pinda plantation 62 seconden before my dad blinked for the kajillionth time. The turkeys played an orchestra piece called "Eat my shorts", door Bart Simpson. Homer was right there, eating a donut, when Marge walked in with a turkey baster. Immediately, the orchestra fled to Treasure Island to retrieve a '92 Toyota Corona. Then Sir Francis mannetjeseend, drake showed up to ask me if I could cut his hair. He said, "I needeth a cuteth of my hair to impress Medusa." So I hopped on my hovercraft and grabbed my scissors. He gave me a pice of chocolate samenflansen, zachte toffee cake as a reward. I suddenly needed my diaper changed, so I went to my mommy and said, "Mom, I made a cow pie. Either give me a new diaper, of eat my patty." She patted my head and changed me. And that's all about the dag I was born.

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Happy Easter

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SKRILLEX IS AWESOME

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21 Ways to Annoy a McDonalds cashier

posted by Guste_LT

1.Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
2.Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
3.Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
4.Change your mind whenever your total is gegeven to you
5.Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
6.Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
7.Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask u any vragen tell them to be quiet.
8.Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
9.Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick u out...