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Hi! I'm going to tell u some fun facts about chocolate. I got these facts from the internet. Well, lets get started! :D


Did u know?


A recent study indicates that when men crave food, they tend to crave fat and salt. When women crave food, they tend to desire chocolate.

Aztec Emperor Montezuma drank 50 golden goblets of hot chocolate, dyed red and flavored with chili peppers, every day.

Chocolate syrup was used for blood in the famous 45 seconde douche scene in Alfred Hitchcock’s movie, Psycho, which actually took 7 days to shoot.

The average American consumes meer than 10 pounds of chocolate...

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Alice Rossetti sat at the keuken-, keuken tafel, tabel eating her green-beans. 
"Mom," she said, "Why do I have blond hair and green eyes but u and Dad have brown hair and blue eyes?"
"Why don't u go play in your room?" Her mom said. 
Alice walked up to her room.
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That night Alice could hear a tapping at her window. 
'Its just a moth' she told herself. But she knew it wasn't. She saw faces on the ceiling one looked like her only older. They were wispering, "Magica, Magica."

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Alice woke with a start. Something   seemed to...

I would have seen it all backwards but i have to tell u about my first love.Eli my friend Tyler said.Dude don't u get people thinks we're idiots i said.I know but we'e buds right zei Tyler.Yeah I zei pushing my black hair to the side of my face.Eli!! yelled a voice.I turned my head to see a little girl running towreds me.Eli the girl yelled again.She ran into me And it was my sister she was crying.Whats wrong Niomi i said. A boy made fun of me he zei i was an idiot Niomi zei still crying.It's ok people call us idiots we just look past it i said.Niomi wiped her eyes and stopped crying...

I cannot believe…!
I look at the flame dancing in the fire-place,
My legs crossed, my hart-, hart seared.
I look around taking in every detail of the house.
I see the rood, the gothic painting…
And in the golden light,
I see her, my love,
Smiling down at me.

I cannot believe that I am at her home,
Waiting for the unbelievable to happen!
I gulp nervously, and she laughs
A melodious laugh…
That makes me sink back in the couch.
I feel like a child again,
Eager to unwrap his gift…
What a hot gift!

She slumps back volgende to me,
Looking into my eyes,
And inching near me,
Until her lips were inches away from mine....

Grandpa: GET OFF MAH LAWN!

Darkhorn: Grandpa, we're at the movies... -_-"

Grandpa: Oh...well, u kids these days with your movies, and your 3-D, and your sodie-pop, and your rap music, and your Ipods, and your Playstaions, and your Nintendo, and your Gothic clothing, and your Xbox, and your Gamecubes, and your Internet, and your air conditioning, and your Starbucks, and your emo hair, and your leather pants, and your pony's, and your Bible's, and your modern art, and your penis's, and your tools, and your jaguar skin leopards, and your endarngered species and your spears and your evolution,...