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posted by Tamar20
Enemies and haters can be annoying and their commentaren and insults can upset you. Learn how to deal with it...

1)If u don’t know why they hate you, ask them calmly and nicely. If they are nasty to u of start swearing of being violent, walk away and don’t bother trying to talk to them again until they have calmed down of until they talk to u nicely. Some people can be gegeven seconde chances to realize that u aren’t really a bad person and they have nothing to hate u for. But some people just won’t like u in life, so don’t waste your time fretting about why they don’t like...
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Some people may ask, "Why Invader Zim first?" I say SCREW IT, ILL DO WHAT I WANT! In any case, the toon is one of my favorites. It represents a better time for Nick. Better shows, better actors, better Nick. Altough this is a time since past, Nicktoons has made the GENIUS(sp?) decision to bring it back.
If u look at the definition of Invader Zim on Wikipedia(again, sp?), it says that IZ employs a comedy style called "black comedy". Basically, this means that IZ uses dark methods of humor, such as the gluttonus "Bloaty the pizza Hog", of perhaps just the dark scenery in IZ (it gives a very...
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if someone is annoying you, just say "they're not even worth my time."


if someone is making u upset, just say "look how carless and mean he/she/they are/is."


if someone doesn't believe you, just say "i can't do anything to change your mind."


if someone doesn't like the way u are, of they want to change something about you, say "i didn't make myself like this. this is how i was born. take me as i am, of don't accept me at all."


if someone is bullying u for "no reason", it's because they like you, of is jealous of you, of it's the spirits clashing.
posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
Found this online...
1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2. Push the buttons and pretend they give u a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3. Ask if u can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.
5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your dag been?"
6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream,...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written door a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever u do, don't just toon up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and u will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to kiss in...
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posted by invadercalliope
I hope u enjoy!
:D
20 Funny Quotes
1:You tries your best and u failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
2:I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay
3:A good friend will bail u out of jail, a best friend will be sitting volgende to u saying "Dude that was freakin awesome!"
4:Accept that some days you're the pigeon. and some days you're the statue
5:There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the kust-, oever like an idiot.
6:Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted
7:Never give up things that once made u smile
8:Clear as a klok, bell my nody zei "Listen fatty...do it and die
9:Caution water on...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character of the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend u their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat of drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why u have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents door Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, door Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail u out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting volgende to u sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen u cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else u cried...just laugh about it with u in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS:...
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posted by KitkatKaysa
Pisces.
Your element: Water
Your ruling planets: Neptune
Symbol: The Fish
Your stone: Bloodstone
Life Pursuit: To avoid feeling alone and instead feel connected to others and the world at large
Vibration: Erratic Energy levels
Pisces Secret Desire: To live their dreams and turn fantasies into realities

Description:
Mysterious and alluring individuals, most Pisces are extremely talented, but even though they are gifted in many ways, they still manage to spend most of their lives battling "confusing" conditions. Pisces is the sign symbolised door the image of two fish. Their symbol depicts one vis heading...
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1-play baseball with one cucumber

2-use a cucumber to sing along with your vrienden

3-put eyes and a nose to it and pretend it is your best friend

4-open a cumcumber store in front of your house and tell them u are raising money to buy food for homeless dogs

5-go to a spa and take your own cucumber and complain that u want them to use that cucumber cause it means alot for you

6-in valentines dag gift your vrienden a cucumber and tell them u grew them with love

7-go to a grocery store and grab a cucumber then put it volgende to your ear and say that he talks to u and says he need a new home pagina and thats why u buy it

8-use the mr.potato pieces to create your own mr.cucumber
ill give u some tips.......:
1- if u r bored in fanpop,and there is no frnd online: go to anyclub u like of love and start adding some Qs and picks,and then comeback and see ppl that answerd it....it is really fun.
2- if u want to earn meer fans......add random ppl.to ur fanlist then they will add u back the u will earn meer fans.in no time.
3- if u wanna earn medailles ...u have to add meer pixxx in ur fav clubs....u can add articals too,and pix ppl will rate then u have meer medailles .
4- another way to earn fans....go to the chat room and then meet new ppl know them u will get meer fans.....and frnds too.

when i have meer ideas ill give it......now i dont i hope this artikel will be useful have a gr8 dag everybody and type ur commentaar plz....thanks alot for listening...^_^ have a gr8 day.
1.imitate sirius black,order a pizza and say: i spent 12 years in azkaban then died 2 years later so this better be the best pizza ever.
2.when angered pick up a pencil and yell "stupefy!" when doesnt work demand to know where your wand is.
3.walk into your classroom, look around say "this isnt hogwarts." yell "so long muggles!" march out and see who follows.
4.at random times yell "i killed sirius black!" reapeatidly.
5. at a bathroom hiss at the sink and say that u are trying to get into the chamber of secrets.
6.name anyone at all after harry potter poeple.
7.post this lijst ev.er.y. where. [but give me credit]
8. replace the lyrics of all the songs u know with harry potter lyrics.
9.do not give up the thought that u are a muggle born even if u did not get a letter.
10. make everthing harry potter themed

thats it! i hope u liked it!
posted by Cantwait4book5
I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a vraag on this spot that asked "If u saw Justin Bieber standing on the top, boven of a building getting ready to jump, would u cry of scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on top, boven of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do u people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone u know of care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
posted by juviechick1339
why boys go out with girls... so true
Created door augustemily1997

Created door augustemily1997 on Tuesday, September 01, 2009
Tagged: yay
REPOST THiS titled "wHy bOyS Go oUt wIt gIrLs...So tRuE
did u know that every night before u go to sleep there is one person of the opposite sex thinking of you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true and not fake. If u repost this in 5 min the person that is longing to be with u will approach u within one maand and ask u out of grab u and kiss you. but if u break this chain no one will...
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posted by blaise_jez
Q .. Did u here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A .. She missed.

Q .. What do u do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A .. Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q .. Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A .. From crawling across the straat when the sign zei "don't walk".

Q .. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A .. So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

Q .. Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A .. She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q .. How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A .. The cow fell on her.




Q .. What does a blonde say when u ask her if her blinker is on?
A .. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
User: I didn't know u could play Twister all door yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know u could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: u spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he of she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that u can see that u di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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posted by ilovepenguins
Things to do in a Public Restroom

1.Comment "Pooh, who did that?"
2.Complement people on their shoes.
3.Introduce yourself to the person in the volgende stall. Strike up a conversation.
4.Provide 'strenuous' sound-effects.
5.Ask the person in the volgende stall if there's anything swimming in their bowl.....
6.Discuss the pros and cons of laxatives.
7.Scream " Oh my GOD! What the hell is THAT?"
8.Simulate a drug deal.
9.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
10.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
11.Start a sing-a-long.
12.Act schizophrenically.
13.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there...
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This is door far the weirdest lists I have ever seen, but funny nonetheless...

QUESTIONS ASKED OF THE SYDNEY OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

Here are some of the classic vragen being asked of the Sydney Olympic
Committee via their Web site, and some antwoorden that may be appropriate:

Q: I hear that all Australian women are beautiful. Is that true an if so,
can u send me pictures of the available ones? (Italy)
A: (Sure, there's only 8 million of them)

Q: I want to go swimming at Bondi strand on October 20th. Will I turn blue?
(Germany)
A: (More likely brown, considering the effluent...)

Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos...
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posted by musicfanaticXD
I was reading the Wal-Mart artikel and I was reminded of this eamil I got. Post your faves in the commentaren section!

THINGS 2 DO DURING AN EXAM XDDD

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read vragen aloud, debate your antwoorden with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that u can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to...
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 Happy Hauntings X)
Happy Hauntings X)
*sings*
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for the hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
maybe u stal it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in zoek of you
Looking for he hart-, hart now
Have u heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find u soon
*hums*

link

The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of u know it as the only song i know door hart-, hart from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge spin i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!