From Skyhudge to Number100fan

I bet I know what some of u are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat of what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two minuten when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my ipod of laptop for a week if I left it open again. of when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...

Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the volgende table.
Turn around every thirty-seven seconden to the people at the volgende tafel, tabel and ask them if your zitplaats, stoel is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever u see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their tafel, tabel and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time u take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the tafel, tabel itself; and make sure to make...