*I've learned that u can't make someone love you.
All u can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the fan won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that u shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're meer screwed up than u think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people u care most about in life are taken from u too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that u should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating u like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a spin on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if u don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.
All u can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
*I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
*I've learned that it takes years to build up trust and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
*I've learned that whatever hits the fan won't be evenly distributed.
*I've learned that u shouldn't compare yourself to others.... They're meer screwed up than u think.
*I've learned to not sweat the petty things.
And to not pet the sweaty things.
*I've learned that we're all responsible for what we do.
Unless we're celebrities.
*I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
*I've learned that the people u care most about in life are taken from u too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.
And the real pains in the butts are permanent.
*I've learned that u should always be nice to everyone...
So they don't end up treating u like a douchebag.
*I've learned that if you're ever trying to kill a spin on your ceiling, it's never going to end well.
*I've learned that your room is going to be Dust City if u don't take care of it every two seconds.
*And finally, I've learned to never screw around with a wasp.
They took my only twenty dollar bill.
Pass this along to four friends... Trust me, they'll appreciate it. Who knows, maybe something good will happen.
If not... Tough.