Aura Nation forever!

What?!

*uses Aura Blade and cuts zucchini in half*
I win.

meh

I killed the zucchini! 😈

*steals treasure and blows up ship*

meh, meh

Anyone else?😈😎

try me again )-:3

I'll get my Umbreon to do it this time.

Umbra, use Dark Pulse!

blocked

shoot the laser seeds

umbreon destroyed

Damn YOU! Xerneas, kill him with Dazzling Gleam!

puts on sunglasses, and blasts him with a hose

Xerneas, Focus Blast!

uses mind power to lift xerneas off of the ground and rip him into over a million pieces

WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
*slashes zucchini with Aura Blade*

I HATE ZUCCHINI!!!

hehehe

YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?!
Espeon, use Psychic on both of them!

deflects psychic whatever, and blows up espeon

Damn it!

Who next? *smiles sweetly*

Talonflame, roast that annoying cucumber with Flamethrower!

puts up shield and first removes the talons, then the wings, and stuffs the flame-thrower down the throat

What the hell?!!!?!! 😭😬

*runs to Professor Oak's lab to get more Pokémon*

Go, Scizor! Slice that thing with X-Scissor!

Parrots always make good pirates !!!!

Where you at, Sunflame and stupid zucchini?!
*Scizor kills parrot with Iron Head*

SHADOW LUGIA HUNT HER DOWN SHE COULDNT OF GONE FAR!!!!

SHADOW LUGIA HUNT HER DOWN SHE COULDNT OF GONE FAR!!!!

Her?! I'm a he. Sylveon, knock that thing outta the sky with Moonblast!

No, I'm a her. I defeated all of your recruits simultaneously. I wasn't there because I had to leave.

Damn. You win.

Finally, you admit defeat by the zucchini. You just made my day.

For now.

meh

this means WAR!!!!

sure

Scrafty, crush that cucumber with Hi Jump Kick!

zucchini dodges and kicks back

Zucchini can't even kick! I FUCKING HATE ZUCCHINI!!!!!

Well, that escalated quickly !!!!

I could see it

This is just for fun. Charizard, remove it off the earth with Blast Burn!