I thought these were funny. Hope u like them.
I "wonder" why some "people" like to use random "quotation marks" in their "sentences".
Someone should get this state on meds cause this weather is bipolar!
Today's forecast: Partially moody with a chance of I don't like you.
Be warned if u piss me off today I'm going to knock your teeth so far down your throat u will need to stick your toothbrush up your backside to clean them.
I am only crazy 99% of the time.. The other 1% is trying to figure out how to make it a 100%! :p
If u are god's gift to women, then i hope god kept the receipt coz...
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