Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO u WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
u CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY u HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY dag (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
teef WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ezel CUZ u CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do u want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do u love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do u think that one dag u may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can u kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do u think that u may stempel, punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top, boven in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first dag after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do u want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do u love me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do u think that one dag u may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can u kiss me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do u think that u may stempel, punch me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the top, boven in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best vrienden and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the volgende morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the volgende morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
They then get to meet their maker and because of the grief they have experienced; he decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The seconde one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down the line the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
