I'M THINKING.... BUT NOTHING'S HAPPENING!
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, u can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one meer service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time door blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live door the sword get shot door those who don't.
I love cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I'm not smiling at you, I'm just trying not to laugh. :)
I'm not lazy, I'm just happy doing nothing.
(*)Theres always a light at the end of a tunnel, just pray its not a train(*)
My imaginary friend thinks your crazy.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, u can be impossible?
Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
Dont steal, the government hates competition.
Sarcasm is just one meer service I offer.
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.
Earn easy cash in your spare time door blackmailing friends.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
Those who live door the sword get shot door those who don't.
I love cats... They taste just like chicken.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
