Xenomorphine - Ding Dong Song (Gunther Metal Cover)

"Last Call"


Hello, hello I'm searchin' for a man
With love filled eyes and them healing hands
Hello, hello I've been waiting for so long
Don't disconnect me cause it's my last call

For help...yeah help
For help...

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect my change,
Cause Lord I'm calling on Your name

Don't wanna leave, don't wanna say goodbye
Still fifteen minuten for my thrity-five
And where's this good in goodbye?
Cause talking to u is bringing me...

This life...yeah life
This life...yeah

Cause it's 8-9-9-3-8-3-3, come on and listen to me
Take my call, collect...

YOUR GUY SIDE:


(X)You love hoodies.

(X)You love jeans.

()Dogs are better than cats.
(X)
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
(X)You've played with/against boys on a team.

()Shopping is torture.
()Sad films suck.

()You own/ed an X-Box.

()Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

()At some point in time u wanted to be a firefighter.

(X)You own/ed a DS, PS2 of Sega.

(X)You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

(X)You watch sports on TV.

Gory films are cool.

(X)You go to your dad for advice.

()You own like a trillion baseball caps.

(X)You like going to high school football...

1.Grimace painfully while smacking your head and muttering, "Shut up! dammit! all of u just shut up".

2.Whistle the first 7 notes of 'it's a small world' incessantly.

3.Crack open your aktentas, werkmap of purse, and while peering inside asked,"Got enough air in there?"

4.Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wears your upside-down.

5.When arriving at your floor,grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open door themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call u an admiral.

7.On the highest floor,hold the door open...

Round One

It's a Man's world

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened door the time she brings it.

Why is Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows men to stand closer to the keuken-, keuken sink.

How do u know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with: "A man once told me..."

Why do men break wind meer than women?
Because women can't shut up long...