Compare the Meerkat Advert Bloopers

Health:
Drink plenty of water.

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and avondeten, diner like a beggar.

Eat meer foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

Live with the 3 E’s - Energy, Enthusiasm and Empathy

Play meer games.

Read meer boeken than u did in 2010.

Sit in silence for at least 10 minuten each day.

Sleep for 7 hours.

Take a 10-30 minuten walk daily. And while u walk, smile.


Personality:
Don’t compare your life to others. u have no idea what their journey is all about
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Don’t have negative thoughts of things u cannot control. Instead invest...

Observation:

Guys never notice differences in their friend's appearance unless the difference is too obvious (like a very poor haircut that leaves the scalp like a partially mowed lawn). But with girls, it's not the case... Try walking to your friend who is a girl (the phrase girl friend avoided for obvious reasons) with a small stain on your overhemd, shirt which is usually unnoticeable. Chances are that u would get caught within the first couple of minutes.

Care:

Guys try their best to be caring but come on... they are not designed for that! Girls often tend to care meer than what u want them to and...

Are u saying that I'm not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
Hey dad, are there any openings at your office?
I'm converting!
I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? hello, anyone there?
I don't know, I think a nipple ring is very fashion conscience.
Who are u again?
Mom, u too can be saved.
I need meer money for my gambling ring.
Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
Have u ever tried Vivarin! I mean a lot of it at once! It's amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart.....