She's the man

Cheryl: Viola, darling. Remember, chew like u have a secret...

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Andrew: Well hallo there pretty lady.
Monique: Ew! What... what are u hitting on me?
Andrew: I was just...
Monique: [mimicking] "I was just... nyuh". OK, let me put a stop to that little brain fart right now. Girls with asses like mine do not talk to boys with faces like yours

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Monique: [Trying to distract Paul, Kia, and Yvonne so that she can get into the Moon Bounce to talk to Viola who she thinks is Sebastian] What's that?
Kia: [Follows Monique's finger]
Paul: [Still looking at Monique] Kia, don't look....

Duke: u know, it's crazy how wrong u can be about a person. Just crazy. u think that they are one thing and then they turn out to be the exact opposite. u know what? Save it. We were supposed to be friends.
Viola: We are friends.
Duke: u don't even know the meaning of the word.
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Viola (as Sebastian): I can do this. I am a dude. I am a hunky dude! I'm a badass hunky dude!
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Sebastian: Folks,...