Kid Icarus: Dark Pit's Theme

The Allies were on the way back to their base, on their ship, and Russia was cooking up plans in his cauldron of ideas....(FIGURITIVE LANGUAGE FTW!)


America: *arms crossed* WE COULD OF TAKEN THEM! WHY DID u MAKE US LEAVE THEM THERE?!

Russia: *twists America's arm* Silence......Mother Russia is talking....

America: OWWW! MY ARM! DX

Russia: Don't u see?

Britain: I'm afraid I don't....

Russia: I want to see things play out! DON'T u WANT THEM TO SLOWLY PSYCHOLOGICALLY DESTROY THEMSELVES?! Think about it....Da......They are alone with two stupid mutts on an island....THEY ARE SCARED BEYOND BELIEF!...

My 3rd RP story based on Hetalia! This time, it will be continuous!


It was another meeting for the Allies. This time, America had an amazing idea for a weapon...

America: Yo! Narrator! It's not an amazing idea! It's an AWESOME idea! And Britain and I already made it!

Britain: Who the bloody hell are u talking to, Alfred?

America: That doesn't matter! I gotta toon my AWESOME idea to our buddies!

Britain: For the record, it was all his dumb ezel idea....I helped him make it cause he zei he'd stop harassing me if I did...

America: SHUSH! *pulls out odd looking gun* LOOK!

France: Ooh! Is it a gun that...