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Fan fiction by CarolinaMayFire posted een jaar geleden
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It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, Shrek bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making wafels now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. Shrek watch over us all. Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
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Fan fiction by OneRedonkChick posted een jaar geleden
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I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees.
I'm ready.
I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek.
He penetrates my butt-hole.
It hurts so much but I do it for Shrek.
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water.
I push against his force.
I want to please Shrek.
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.
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List by chocolate18 posted een jaar geleden
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Shrek:

1."Fairytale"
2."Ogre Hunters/Fairytale Deathcamp"
3."Donkey Meets Shrek"     
4."Eating Alone"     
5."Uninvited Guests"     
6."March of Farquaad"     
7."The Perfect King"     
8."Welcome to Duloc"     
9."Tournament Speech"     
10."What Kind of Quest"     
11."Dragon!/Fiona Awakens"     
12."One of a Kind Knight"     
13."Saving Donkey's Ass"     
14."Escape from the Dragon"     
15."Helmet Hair"     
16."Delivery Boy Shrek/Making Camp"     
17."Friends Journey to Duloc"     
18."Starry Night"     
19."Singing Princess"     
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Review by LisaForde posted een jaar geleden
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Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new Shrek movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland of the UK until volgende month. The movie Shrek Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 films about an ogre who rescues a princess from a brand breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. Shrek who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives Shrek a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when Shrek signs it he is sent back in time to where he was hated and feared. Now Shrek must find a way back to the vorige dag in order for him to go back. I was quite disappointed in this one as it was like watching Cinderella III: A twist in time(you know the one with Cinderella’s evil stepmother turning back time). There was a lot of things that made no sense whatsoever e.g. when Shrek went back to another time Fiona is still an ogre and not a princess, Puss in Boots was like Garfield gone wrong LOL.
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Review by Okami_Amaterasu posted een jaar geleden
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Shrek Forever After
Shrek has become a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, the now-reluctant ogre agrees to autograph pitch forks. Longing for the days when he felt like a "real ogre," Shrek is tricked into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. Shrek suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and Shrek and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) have never met. Now, it's up to Shrek to undo all of Rumpelstiltskin's mischief in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True Love and family.


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Review by LisaForde posted een jaar geleden
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Okey so I first saw Shrek back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the Shrek films but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why u may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced door Antonio Bandreas.


Featuring an all ster cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the prince who is so annoying and gay), Antonio Banderas( who joined in 2004 along with Rupertt Everett), Julie Andrews, etc . Shrek is a very funny fairytale film which mocks some fairytales as well. This and Enchanted are my favourite fairytale flicks of the 21st century.


Verdict: A hilarious fairytale with a great cast and Mike Myers at his best with the whole fake scottish accent lol.
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Opinion by Dan_07 posted een jaar geleden
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"The Best Part About Shrek"

My favoriete part about Shrek is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! Shrek is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the Shrek movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as u know, there is A happy ending! Shrek try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's out Shek is an Oger, #2. She wanted Lord Farquard to rescue her. and #3. Shrek ends up having to carry Princes Fiona. But this is the order of how I think they are funny. #1. Donkey, #2. Shrek, #3. Fiona, #4. Gingerbread Baby, #5. Lord Farquar, #6. Dragon, #7. The little mice that come to Shrek's swamp. Well those are my favoriete charcters listed in order! Thats all I have to say.
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