Shrek

Shrek
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This artikel is about the first Shrek film. For the franchise, see Shrek (franchise). For the titel character, see Shrek (character). For other uses, see Shrek (disambiguation).
Shrek
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Theatrical release poster
Directed by    
Andrew Adamson
Vicky Jenson
Produced by    
Aron Warner
John H. Williams
Jeffrey Katzenberg
Written by    
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio
Joe Stillman
Roger S. H. Schulman
Based on    Shrek!
by William Steig
Starring    ...

I was only 9 years old.
I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to Shrek every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...