Alright, my fans and Bellz-E's fans have both asked a series of vragen for her to answer. I kinda kidnapped her from a rave, and she's still pissed.
"HEY!"
Oh, shut up. Ok! First vraag is from Akiko_the_Cagon's character Gothie.
Gothie asked ,"Were u born a demon, of were u turned into one?"
Bellz-E pushed her non-existant glasses up her muzzle. "Well, I ahctully turned into one. I was just some stupid mortal chick before it 'appened. I was changed door some weid demon guy, but now he's like my brothuh."
The volgende vraag was from MephilesTheDark. She asked something I didn't quite understand.
"DO u LIKE TITTIES?!"
Bellz-E face-faulted to the ground.
Heheheheheheeheheheheheeh... Third vraag is from Puppetmaster111. She asked,
"Hey, Bellz-E! Type in Homestuck PB&J in on deviantart. What do u think of the results?"
Bellz-E narrowed her eyes. "Don't tell me what to do, I DO WHAT I WANT...!!!"
Two minuten later, she's on the computer looking it up. "It's a pairing...? Well I know Gamzee is boss, motherfuckers. What the hell is up with the grub thing?"
Next vraag is from Zougethebat1, and she asked,
"Why are people so mean?"
Bellz-E reclined in her chair, preparing for a lecture. "Well, Zouge, I, for example, am mean because I don't give a shit about what anyone thinks of me. And it's fun. And I have no conscience. And I'm awesome like dat. Most people, though, are utter douche bags because they think they are superior in every way. They're not."
Next vraag is from my brother Ray, AKA ILurveCookies1.
"You're Australian, right? Well, what's your opinion on Americans?"
Bellz-E's eye twitched. She crossed her arms and sighed. She thought for a moment, then closed her eyes. "Those who are American, travel in the back of the pack."
There was a suffocated laughing sound in the background. Bellz-E looked around.
Now, vragen from my actual family. I was bored an no one else asked questions.
My sister Isabell asked, "Do u have a boyfriend?"
Bellz-E scoffed. "Chyeah. His name is Tony, and he's the frikkelin best!"
"Do u like him?"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!"
Nyerka nyerka! :P
"HEY!"
Oh, shut up. Ok! First vraag is from Akiko_the_Cagon's character Gothie.
Gothie asked ,"Were u born a demon, of were u turned into one?"
Bellz-E pushed her non-existant glasses up her muzzle. "Well, I ahctully turned into one. I was just some stupid mortal chick before it 'appened. I was changed door some weid demon guy, but now he's like my brothuh."
The volgende vraag was from MephilesTheDark. She asked something I didn't quite understand.
"DO u LIKE TITTIES?!"
Bellz-E face-faulted to the ground.
Heheheheheheeheheheheheeh... Third vraag is from Puppetmaster111. She asked,
"Hey, Bellz-E! Type in Homestuck PB&J in on deviantart. What do u think of the results?"
Bellz-E narrowed her eyes. "Don't tell me what to do, I DO WHAT I WANT...!!!"
Two minuten later, she's on the computer looking it up. "It's a pairing...? Well I know Gamzee is boss, motherfuckers. What the hell is up with the grub thing?"
Next vraag is from Zougethebat1, and she asked,
"Why are people so mean?"
Bellz-E reclined in her chair, preparing for a lecture. "Well, Zouge, I, for example, am mean because I don't give a shit about what anyone thinks of me. And it's fun. And I have no conscience. And I'm awesome like dat. Most people, though, are utter douche bags because they think they are superior in every way. They're not."
Next vraag is from my brother Ray, AKA ILurveCookies1.
"You're Australian, right? Well, what's your opinion on Americans?"
Bellz-E's eye twitched. She crossed her arms and sighed. She thought for a moment, then closed her eyes. "Those who are American, travel in the back of the pack."
There was a suffocated laughing sound in the background. Bellz-E looked around.
Now, vragen from my actual family. I was bored an no one else asked questions.
My sister Isabell asked, "Do u have a boyfriend?"
Bellz-E scoffed. "Chyeah. His name is Tony, and he's the frikkelin best!"
"Do u like him?"
"Duhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!"
Nyerka nyerka! :P
Name: Moka Purre'
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess u could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired door all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Species: Cat (persian)
Age: 17
Nickname: Cool Cat
Color: Dark purple and magenta
She mainly believes in beauty, charm, looks, and attraction. I guess u could say she is conceited. But that doesn't change the way she is very caring and acts as Kami's guardian. Very responsible.
Name: Kami
Species: Rabbit
Age:14
Nickname: Bipolar Bunny
Color: Cream and light yellow
Strange and highly annoying, mainly because shes bipolar. Her idol is Moka and she is obsessed with Vlad. Has no parents.
Name: Winter Bride
Species: Not sure XD
Age: Not sure
Nickname: Woman in the mist
Color: Creamy misty color
Her beauty and wealth is admired door all. Not much is known behind her.
Name: Koko
Species: Cat (Maine Coon)
Age: 15
Nickname: Choco cat
Color: Chocolate brown
Adopted and not very social. She can be timid but uses her powers as her main weapons.
Name: slicer
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
Race: wolf
Sex: male
Age: 20
Aligment: hero
Powers: aura, and speed
speed: with sword 400-700mhp, with out sword 700-1000mhp.
fighting style: he fights with a 900lb sword with a combo of speed and aura.
Attack and special:
Signature: aura force, aura blast, aura exploshin
aura cool down time 1 to 3 hours
Specials: aura sences, aura boost, aura sheal, healing aura, and his hiden power call chaos summons it use three chaos emeralds to let slicer go super and only works when he is in danger
Commend attacks: spin blade, speed blade, dash blade, homeing blade, aura spin dash, aura dash punch, aura slash, speed punch, speed kick, speed slash, claw slash and combo attacks
Chaos power:
3 emerald-super form
7 emerald-chaos form (note this is his hyper form)
7 emeralds+master emerald-nova form (note this is a new form that goes beyone the hyper form)
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt perzik preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now of i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT ezel teef OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that teef now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired door an old artikel I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt of Dull Object While Eating appel, apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return home pagina From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An appel, apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked of Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, u LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” zei HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
door then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
