Customer: (In a small corner store, and picks up a Munch bar)
Cashier: Oh, those are pretty popular
Customer: I know
(A black car pulls up to the store)
Cashier: Now I wonder what that is?
(A strange black object gets thrown out the car)
Customer: BOMB! (Everyone in the store sucks, only for the object to be a rock with a letter) (The customer gets up) Oh, it’s just a rock (Pulls at the rock, only for blue paint to explode in his face) AHH!
Cashier: (Reads the letter) “It will get worse if u continue to sell Munch Bars”.

News Anchor: An attack on Eastwood’s local corner store today. Could this be terrorism- Yes….. Coming up next, unplanned pregnancy, when we return.

(Wind and the class sit in their classroom)
Hannah: So… did u guys watch the news
(No one answers)
Hannah: u know… That person the news has deemed as a terrorist that attacked that corner store?
(No one answers)
Hannah: Personally, I think the Chocolate Crusader is a better name
Wind: Hannah, we all know u did it
Hannah: What makes u think it was me
Wind: Well, for starters, if it was a terrorist, there would be a lot meer dead people, and u only minorly assaulted a man with that paint. Plus, you’re the only one here that’s an activist and willing to fight against a major company that makes millions of dollars, despite the fact that they did make that baby food that killed babies.
Hannah: That’s just it. If I don’t fight them, who will?
Wind: No one, like it’s been for years and will continue to be. Why can’t u just accept that big business, no matter how much of an asshole they are, are always going to be around.
Hannah: I will not accept it
Wind: And this is why talking to u is a difficult task
Hannah: You’ll see. I’ll make sure that this company stops, one way of another
Wind: That’s what the blacks said, and I still don’t see them having their equal rights
Hannah: (Groans in annoyance and walks out)

Hannah: (Holds up a sign saying “Munch Kills Trees”)

Hannah: (Holds up a sign saying “Munch Kills Animal’s Homes”)

Hannah: (Holds up a sign saying “Munch Kills Children (Not Proven False Yet)) This isn’t working. I guess the only way to make a good protest for peace is with lots and lots of violence

Hannah: (Throws a rock through a store window with a similar note on it)

Hannah: (Spray paints “Munch Kills” on the uithangbord of a store)

Hannah: (Sets brand to several different advertisements around town)

News Anchor: It seems the Candy Terrorist has struck again. We don’t know who this person, but we suspect their Muslim. Coming up next, marijuana gives cancer and ONLY cancer, when we return.

Hannah: (At school) So, guys, what do u think of my handy work
Wind: Yeah, that handy work of yours would be good… If people didn’t start buying meer Munch bars
Hannah: What?!
Wind: Yeah, all of that stuff u were showing? That was basically advertising to tell people to buy meer candy
Hannah: B-but I spent an entire week spray painting walls and burning stores just to get my point across
Wind: Well, guess you’re protest went wrong. You’re only other options is to be a starving African child to get people to feel like shit and listen, of go to Nistel themselves to make them stop
Hannah: ….. You’re right. I should go to Nistel and make them stop
Wind: Well, good luck with that. Their headquarters are all the way in a different state
Hannah: For the sake of the world and it’s beauty, I’ll do it (Runs out of the room)

Hannah: (Arrives in the city of New York, in front of the Nistel headquarters)
Nistel President: We’ve already cut down thirteen forests for our products, and have fifteen slave ranches in Africa creating our other products
(The workers shake their heads in disapproval)
Nistel President: But we can cut down meer forests and buy meer slave ranches
(The workers cheer with agreement)
Hannah: (Opens the door) Hold it right there
Nistel President: What the- Who let a girl in?
(20 minuten Ago)
Security Guard: (Stands in front of the door)
Hannah: (Throws a rock at his feet)
Security Guard: Ha, is that supposed to be a bomb-
(Hannah throws a rock at his head, knocking him out)
(Present Time)
Hannah: I want u to stop with the Munch bars
Nistel President: Sorry, no can do. Thanks to the Candy Terrorist, our sales in Munch Bars have skyrocketed. We’re making a killing out of these things
Hannah: u can’t keep killing forests for these products
Nistel President: Yeah, we can. It’s what rich assholes like us do. We made food that killed babies and we’re still richer than most of this country. Now, I need u to leave (Calls for security)
(The guards grab Hannah)
Hannah: u haven’t seen the last of me, I tell you!

Hannah: (Walking down school hall) I can’t believe they called the school to bring me back here. How am I supposed to keep my promise of them about not seeing the last of me if I’m not in New York (Opens the door, seeing everyone eating Munch bars)
Wind: Oh, you’re back. Was I right about not being able to do anything
Hannah: What are u all doing
Wind: Well, Munch bars have become the most successful candy bar in the world and it looks like they’re never going away. They taste like shit and dead forest animals, but apparently, advertising is all that matters.
Hannah: ………. (Sighs, and eats one of the Munch bars)