Since I got so many good reviews,I've added chapter 2...
Chapter 2:welcome to the akatsuki,kyoto-chan!!!
"Leader-sama,we're here,and we brought the new member..." the monotone voice called out as he rolled me out of the bag."Boy,your heavy kid..." the monotone voice zei as he streched "FOR YOUR INFORMATION I ONLY WEIGH IN AT 73 LBS. U DAMN RED HEADED ASSHOLE!!!" I shouted at him."ok,ok....man,why are women so unpredictable and touchy..." the red head grumbled back."the same reason you're a FUCKING ASSWIPE" I yelled again "ohhhh,you got pwned door an 8 yr old,puppet-chan!!" The pedophile yelled. The red head blushed "sh-shut up pedo snake" the boy mumbled. "Alright,alright settle down u three.." zei a voice shrouded in darkness.he had spikey and somewhat ruffled oranje hair and at least 14 peircings on his face,and wore a headband with 4 straight lunes on it and a big vertical scratch the middle.I blushed a little *he's cute...* I thought...."hello,I'm pein,but just call me leader-sama,ok?" He asked as he held his hand out for me to shake,i shook it shakily "hello leader,I-I'm....." I studered,I only studder when I'm nervous.
"oh,I know who u are,your kyoto toriyama" he said. "Y-you know me?" I asked. "Indeed,your famous around here..." he said. "Lemme introduce you,the red head picking his ear is sasori and the guy with the pedo voice is orochimaru" pei- I mean,leader-sama said.Then,someone jumped out of the darkness and snuggled him,he flinched."oh,and this is my girlfriend,konan,but everyone else calls her "flower-chan" he said. "I'm guessing this is the new member?" Flower-chan asked as she snuggled her chin into his shoulder and wrapped her arms around him in that lovey dovey way.....it was kinda gross....but then again,I'm only 8......"yes babe,she's the one" he answered back softly..."ahem" I cleared my throat in my obnoxious way."oh,right follow me" leader-sama zei as he wrapped his arm around flower-chan and all 5 of us (me,pein,konan,sasori,and orochimaru) walked into the living room.... "the blonde over there dag dreaming is deidara,and the blue guy across from him is kisame...." sasori zei in that bored voice of his as he pick at a hangnail on his thumb. I started drooling at the sight of that sexy blonde *wow,he's georgous,and kinda mysterious too,I like him* I thought as a little beknownest blood ran down my nose,I wiped it off (A/N ik deidara joined AFTER pedo-snake,but in a AU *alternate universe* fanfic anything can happen!! :D and yes,in real life I DO have a crush on deidara and pein......) and walked over to him,tapped his shoulder,he flinched and turned my way "hey I'm deidara,who're you,hm?" He asked "Im Kyoto toriyaka and I think YOU'RE REALLY HOT" I blurted out,I covered my mouth. *u idiot what the hell were u thinking?* I thought to my self. His eyes widened and he chuckled,"aww puppy love for me? Sorry kid but I'm like 16 you'll have to wait a couple meer yrs,un" he stated as he ruffled my hair and walked upstairs to what I assume was his room."hey,deidara,don't even think of screwing up my side of the room again!!" Sasori yelled up to him "wouldnt dream of it danna,hm!" He yelled back with a bit of muschieviousness in his voice "what'd he do last time puppet-chan,mess witth your office?" I chuckled as I asked him."nope,blew the sh*t out of my closet,had to wear the same pants for a month.....AND DONT CALL ME PUPPET-CHAN IM 35 YRS OLD DAMNIT NOT 6!!!!" He shouted. My eyes widned *he's 35!?! He looks as though he's only just turned 17!!!* I thought."hey,uh.....kisame,right?" I asked monotonely and out of character."yeah?" He asked as he looked up from playing with what I assume is a scar.....or a gill....then I saw his mist headband "WOW UR FROM THE HIDDEN MIST TOO!?!" I piped up. "Huh? Oh,yeah,why?" He asked. "I KNEW U LOOKED FAMILIAR,UR KISAME THE TAILLESS TAILED BEAST AND ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SWORDSMEN, IM A HUGE FAN!!" I shouted. He sat up," well I don't like to brag,but I AM pretty popular." I sweatdropped and sasori facepalmed. "Ok,anyway lets continue toriyaka-chan..." sasori zei while continuisly picking at his ear. *what a gross twag this guy is....still,he's kinda cool* I thought as we.walked upstairs."DAMNIT KAKAZU WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!" was the first thing we heard when we got to the top, boven of the stairs."damnit hidan why the are u so LOUD,YOUR GONNA WAKE UP ITACHI FROM HIS EMO NAP!!!!"another voice yelled back. *what the hell? They have an emo napping pet weasel...named weasel?!* I thought. Sasori covered his ears and walked in the direction of the screaming,and walked into a bedroom."what the hell is the problem now guys?" Sasori asked. *now? What is this an everyday thing?* I thought."all I asked was if I could borrow $10 from kakuzu,and he took my snoek, pike and stabbed me in the fucking forehead....."a silver haired guy answered."if he stabbed u in the forehead,why the hell aren't u dead?" I asked.I knew it was rude but I'm pretty obnoxious....especially for an 8 yr old from an honorable family.......but like I said,I'm only 8........."if your talkin to me like that,why the hell don't u drop dead?" He responded back.my eyebrow twitched. "Look bro,I was just askin a question,you don't have to be dick and answer like that" I spat back. "Hey kid,I'm makin a statement,you don't have to be a pussy and respond like that" he zei with a smirk. "Oh god, come on hidan she's just a kid......." sasori said.but I was pissed off,I could easily kill someone with my big toe cuz I was so mad.I punched hidan in the gut so hard he flew out the window,dark red blood splirted from his mouth as he crashed through the glass and fell from 3 stories of a hideout in ame."next time think twice before,u talk to me like some damn dog u own" I mumbled as I wiped the blood on my knuckle onto the carpet.sasori opened his mouth a little in awe,"ooohhhhh that's gotta hurt....thanx for fixing my problem,I'm kakuzu door the way."he held his hand out for me to shake.....like hell I was gonna shake it,all the guy wanted was to borrow $10,and what did he do? Stab him in the middle of the head with a fucking pike?!?! I crossed my arms and walked off.....sasori followed behind me.he knocked on the door volgende door."itachi-san,I want u to meet" he said.we waited as the door opened."what is it puppet-chan,I'm tryin to sleep....I was out onn a mission till 1 last night and I'm not in the mood....." he groaned. He was in black basketbal shorts that came just over his knees,and a grey beater."whose this?" He asked as he ran a hand through his long black hair." This is the newest member,kyoto-chan....AND DAMNIT STOP CALLING ME PUPPET-CHAN IMA 35 YR OLD MAN NOT A 6 YR OLD GIRL!!!!" sasori yelled for the 3rd time that day."oh,cool nice to meet ya,I'm itachi uchiha but everyone calls me weasel......which I h8......" he zei somewhat aggravated. Sasori sat in the corner with deppressed lines over his head."story of my life itachi-kun....." sasori grumbled. Me and wezel sweat dropped. "Well wadda ya think,toriyaka-chan,u wanna kom bij the akatsuki?" Pein asked after he randomly appeared.hey leader-sama,I thought u were makin out with flower-chan on the divan, bank in the living room?" I asked. He blushed,"sh-shut up...." he zei as he playfully nudged me. I thought a bit...." of course I'll kom bij leader-sama,I've got family now....and its right here with u guys!!" I exclaimed as I held up 2 fingers and my thumb for my famous peace sign."great,ill get ur mantel and u can train with us tomorrow....ill see u at dinner....." he smiled gently and walked off. *this'll be gr8 I finally have vrienden for once* I thought."oh yeah,catch" pein called up as he tossed two things up stairs. "Scratch a scar through ur headband with that kunai and put that ring on ur right pinky."he zei as he walked back downstairs........probably to make out with flower-chan again......so,I took the headband from my pocket and looked at it,it was from the village I was born and raised I realised that.*but I live in ame now....I'm in the akatsuki and that's why......* I thought as I scratched the protective gear and tied it on my forehead.*I'm not afraid to be who I truely am,to just be urself and give it ur all,that's my nindo,my ninja way!!!* I thought. I looked at the ring,it had the kanji for 'seal' on the ring,the kanji was written in white with black coloring sorounding it. "Cool" I zei as I slipped it on my pinky finger.....
Chapter 2:welcome to the akatsuki,kyoto-chan!!!
"Leader-sama,we're here,and we brought the new member..." the monotone voice called out as he rolled me out of the bag."Boy,your heavy kid..." the monotone voice zei as he streched "FOR YOUR INFORMATION I ONLY WEIGH IN AT 73 LBS. U DAMN RED HEADED ASSHOLE!!!" I shouted at him."ok,ok....man,why are women so unpredictable and touchy..." the red head grumbled back."the same reason you're a FUCKING ASSWIPE" I yelled again "ohhhh,you got pwned door an 8 yr old,puppet-chan!!" The pedophile yelled. The red head blushed "sh-shut up pedo snake" the boy mumbled. "Alright,alright settle down u three.." zei a voice shrouded in darkness.he had spikey and somewhat ruffled oranje hair and at least 14 peircings on his face,and wore a headband with 4 straight lunes on it and a big vertical scratch the middle.I blushed a little *he's cute...* I thought...."hello,I'm pein,but just call me leader-sama,ok?" He asked as he held his hand out for me to shake,i shook it shakily "hello leader,I-I'm....." I studered,I only studder when I'm nervous.
"oh,I know who u are,your kyoto toriyama" he said. "Y-you know me?" I asked. "Indeed,your famous around here..." he said. "Lemme introduce you,the red head picking his ear is sasori and the guy with the pedo voice is orochimaru" pei- I mean,leader-sama said.Then,someone jumped out of the darkness and snuggled him,he flinched."oh,and this is my girlfriend,konan,but everyone else calls her "flower-chan" he said. "I'm guessing this is the new member?" Flower-chan asked as she snuggled her chin into his shoulder and wrapped her arms around him in that lovey dovey way.....it was kinda gross....but then again,I'm only 8......"yes babe,she's the one" he answered back softly..."ahem" I cleared my throat in my obnoxious way."oh,right follow me" leader-sama zei as he wrapped his arm around flower-chan and all 5 of us (me,pein,konan,sasori,and orochimaru) walked into the living room.... "the blonde over there dag dreaming is deidara,and the blue guy across from him is kisame...." sasori zei in that bored voice of his as he pick at a hangnail on his thumb. I started drooling at the sight of that sexy blonde *wow,he's georgous,and kinda mysterious too,I like him* I thought as a little beknownest blood ran down my nose,I wiped it off (A/N ik deidara joined AFTER pedo-snake,but in a AU *alternate universe* fanfic anything can happen!! :D and yes,in real life I DO have a crush on deidara and pein......) and walked over to him,tapped his shoulder,he flinched and turned my way "hey I'm deidara,who're you,hm?" He asked "Im Kyoto toriyaka and I think YOU'RE REALLY HOT" I blurted out,I covered my mouth. *u idiot what the hell were u thinking?* I thought to my self. His eyes widened and he chuckled,"aww puppy love for me? Sorry kid but I'm like 16 you'll have to wait a couple meer yrs,un" he stated as he ruffled my hair and walked upstairs to what I assume was his room."hey,deidara,don't even think of screwing up my side of the room again!!" Sasori yelled up to him "wouldnt dream of it danna,hm!" He yelled back with a bit of muschieviousness in his voice "what'd he do last time puppet-chan,mess witth your office?" I chuckled as I asked him."nope,blew the sh*t out of my closet,had to wear the same pants for a month.....AND DONT CALL ME PUPPET-CHAN IM 35 YRS OLD DAMNIT NOT 6!!!!" He shouted. My eyes widned *he's 35!?! He looks as though he's only just turned 17!!!* I thought."hey,uh.....kisame,right?" I asked monotonely and out of character."yeah?" He asked as he looked up from playing with what I assume is a scar.....or a gill....then I saw his mist headband "WOW UR FROM THE HIDDEN MIST TOO!?!" I piped up. "Huh? Oh,yeah,why?" He asked. "I KNEW U LOOKED FAMILIAR,UR KISAME THE TAILLESS TAILED BEAST AND ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SWORDSMEN, IM A HUGE FAN!!" I shouted. He sat up," well I don't like to brag,but I AM pretty popular." I sweatdropped and sasori facepalmed. "Ok,anyway lets continue toriyaka-chan..." sasori zei while continuisly picking at his ear. *what a gross twag this guy is....still,he's kinda cool* I thought as we.walked upstairs."DAMNIT KAKAZU WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!" was the first thing we heard when we got to the top, boven of the stairs."damnit hidan why the are u so LOUD,YOUR GONNA WAKE UP ITACHI FROM HIS EMO NAP!!!!"another voice yelled back. *what the hell? They have an emo napping pet weasel...named weasel?!* I thought. Sasori covered his ears and walked in the direction of the screaming,and walked into a bedroom."what the hell is the problem now guys?" Sasori asked. *now? What is this an everyday thing?* I thought."all I asked was if I could borrow $10 from kakuzu,and he took my snoek, pike and stabbed me in the fucking forehead....."a silver haired guy answered."if he stabbed u in the forehead,why the hell aren't u dead?" I asked.I knew it was rude but I'm pretty obnoxious....especially for an 8 yr old from an honorable family.......but like I said,I'm only 8........."if your talkin to me like that,why the hell don't u drop dead?" He responded back.my eyebrow twitched. "Look bro,I was just askin a question,you don't have to be dick and answer like that" I spat back. "Hey kid,I'm makin a statement,you don't have to be a pussy and respond like that" he zei with a smirk. "Oh god, come on hidan she's just a kid......." sasori said.but I was pissed off,I could easily kill someone with my big toe cuz I was so mad.I punched hidan in the gut so hard he flew out the window,dark red blood splirted from his mouth as he crashed through the glass and fell from 3 stories of a hideout in ame."next time think twice before,u talk to me like some damn dog u own" I mumbled as I wiped the blood on my knuckle onto the carpet.sasori opened his mouth a little in awe,"ooohhhhh that's gotta hurt....thanx for fixing my problem,I'm kakuzu door the way."he held his hand out for me to shake.....like hell I was gonna shake it,all the guy wanted was to borrow $10,and what did he do? Stab him in the middle of the head with a fucking pike?!?! I crossed my arms and walked off.....sasori followed behind me.he knocked on the door volgende door."itachi-san,I want u to meet" he said.we waited as the door opened."what is it puppet-chan,I'm tryin to sleep....I was out onn a mission till 1 last night and I'm not in the mood....." he groaned. He was in black basketbal shorts that came just over his knees,and a grey beater."whose this?" He asked as he ran a hand through his long black hair." This is the newest member,kyoto-chan....AND DAMNIT STOP CALLING ME PUPPET-CHAN IMA 35 YR OLD MAN NOT A 6 YR OLD GIRL!!!!" sasori yelled for the 3rd time that day."oh,cool nice to meet ya,I'm itachi uchiha but everyone calls me weasel......which I h8......" he zei somewhat aggravated. Sasori sat in the corner with deppressed lines over his head."story of my life itachi-kun....." sasori grumbled. Me and wezel sweat dropped. "Well wadda ya think,toriyaka-chan,u wanna kom bij the akatsuki?" Pein asked after he randomly appeared.hey leader-sama,I thought u were makin out with flower-chan on the divan, bank in the living room?" I asked. He blushed,"sh-shut up...." he zei as he playfully nudged me. I thought a bit...." of course I'll kom bij leader-sama,I've got family now....and its right here with u guys!!" I exclaimed as I held up 2 fingers and my thumb for my famous peace sign."great,ill get ur mantel and u can train with us tomorrow....ill see u at dinner....." he smiled gently and walked off. *this'll be gr8 I finally have vrienden for once* I thought."oh yeah,catch" pein called up as he tossed two things up stairs. "Scratch a scar through ur headband with that kunai and put that ring on ur right pinky."he zei as he walked back downstairs........probably to make out with flower-chan again......so,I took the headband from my pocket and looked at it,it was from the village I was born and raised I realised that.*but I live in ame now....I'm in the akatsuki and that's why......* I thought as I scratched the protective gear and tied it on my forehead.*I'm not afraid to be who I truely am,to just be urself and give it ur all,that's my nindo,my ninja way!!!* I thought. I looked at the ring,it had the kanji for 'seal' on the ring,the kanji was written in white with black coloring sorounding it. "Cool" I zei as I slipped it on my pinky finger.....