Chpt. 9: but why do I have to go?
We went home pagina 6 days later,we had a lot of fyn on the trip....plus I got to flirt with deidara......but failed epically.....every time.I set my stuff down in my room. (Yes I finally got my own room) it had anime posters all over. One like wat was on my sleeping bag,one of death th kid maka and black★ ster from soul eater™,one of rin and yukio from blue exorcist™,and one with america,china,england,russia,italy,germany,japan,and canada from hetalia™ on it. I also had a bunk bed with a blue comforter with ed and al elric on it.it was the best room ever. I walked down the hall to get a glass of water,I shut the door to my room (which had a poster with the akatsuki wolk on it and ons with the kanji for 'seal' on it...) "hey kyo-chan.." I turned around a looked up. "Flower-chan?" I asked.she dragged me into her room and closed the door."oww,u hurt my wrist...." I zei as I rubbed my wrist. "Listen kyo-chan,I need u to pick up for me..." she zei and handed me a list.
*pickles,peanut butter,chocolate,oreos™,animal crackers,milk,condoms.....wait,ewww.....* I thought. "This is a random list...I said"well its not all for me,pein needs the condoms and the milk....." she responded. "Ok....but why do I have to go?" I asked."look at my boyfriend...." she pointed to her boyfriend who had just fallen asleep even though it was a little too late for a nap.he was knocked out,down for the count....he was half off the bed,with drool on his face and a band-aid his cheek."geez,what didja do to him?" I asked." Nothing......" she lied.
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"Hey,babe" konan yelled out for her boyfriend who was making teriyaki noodles for dinner. "Yo....." he walked back in and responded."can u make me a sandwich?" She asked."but,baby I'm making dinner....." he answered. "Yeah well,u suck at cooking....so make me a sandwich......." she zei growling slightly. "Ok,ok.what kind?" He asked."peanut boter and cucumbers." She zei peppily. "That sounds gross" he mumbled...bad mistake. She stood up and scratched him on the cheek with her long nail. "Shut up and go..." she zei as she sat back down. "Alright,alright.... damn..." he zei as he rubbed his cheek. "Here's ur sandwich,..." he zei as he sat it down on the table. "Thank u baby....." she zei as she began to eat. "I'm gonna get a band-aid ..." he zei as he rushed upstairs.
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"So that's why I can't wake him up" she told me.*oh I see,he's probably pissed since she scratched him on the face like that....* I thought. "So,u goin of wat?" She asked.*if I say no ill probably end up like 'panda-chan' over there.* I thought."ok,but I don't wanna get lost on the way back so I wanna ask.....can I have yo numba?" I asked.she sweatdropped."madtv is rated tv 14 ya know...." she said. "So?" I asked."screw it just go to the store" she said.I walked out the house with my hands in my pocket and my muziek in my ears.I was listening to monster door skillet™ (A/N:that's my fave. Band in the universe.XD) *wonder wat their child's gonna look like....* I thought.as I walked down the street.I fell too deep into thought,and bumped into an old man. "Sorry sir..." I apologized as I bowed."no,no I'm sorry ur such a twag...I mean,beat up on old men,what're u gonna do next? Molest old ladies?" He snarled "calm down bro,look I just wanna pick up some stuff for a friend......" I explained. "Oh,and who's this friend?" Je asked angrily. "Lady angel,I'm doing a favor for her boyfriend,kami-sama....." I smirked.he froze and zei nothing."I walked around him. *geez,wat is he my wife?* I thought as I put my hands in my pocket.it started to rain,fortunately I was wearing the hoodie hidan bought me. It had the symbol of jashin on it and it was dark blue. (A/N:that's really my fave color.....) I walked into the store,wet as a fish...I just wanted to go home pagina and watch deadman wonderland™ with hidan and pein.I grabbed everything on the lijst and stood in line when....."THIS IS A ROBBERY,PUT UR HANDS UP!!" A guy with a hoodie and a mask and black pants ran in with a gun.he held a clerk up as a hostage. "GIVE ME THE MONEY of I'LL SHOOT!!" he yelled.everyone screamed.I sighed" for christs sake...." I mumbled as I pulled out my sword.(I told u I keep it with me...) I used my substitution jutsu and popped up behind the guy.I sliced him on his chest,not enough to kill him,but to temporarily paralyze him. Kisame taught me how." Thank u for saving me,u can take those groceries on the house" the clerk said. "Thx bro.." I told him.I grabbed my bag at the end of the line and walked back home."hey kyo-chan,ur just in time,casshern sins™ just went off." Hidan said.(A/N: ueah,I saw toonami that night...IT WAS BACK,BITCHES!!! :P) I set the groceries down in the kitchen,took off my hoodie and sat down volgende to him.he noticed I was wearing his izaya orihara shirt.he shrugged it off and went to use the bathroom."hey kyo-chan...." pein zei sleepily as he walked downstairs in his black beater and captain america™ flannel pj pants. (Yeah,me pein and hidan are just a bunch of nerds.....XD) "hi leader-sama,I went to the store for your slave driver of a girlfriend....." I told him. "Tell me about it....when I woke up she was sleeping volgende to me...it was nice.....watcha watchin?" He responded,slicking back his spikey oranje locks. "Well,me and hidan were about to watch deadman wonderlan-" he cut me off door speeding off to the other side of the divan, bank and sitting down. "Looks like I woke up just in time..." he said. Hidan came back and sat in between us.the toon was all about a kid named ganta who was falsely acussed of killing his 29 other middle school classmates..but he was innocent,there was a man in red who slashed them all and inplanted the branches of sin,a jewel with incredible power,into his chest just hours earlier.he is then punished with prisin for life,and struggles to survive in the amusement park like prison.the episode ends with ganta nearly getting crushed with a giant metal ball that fell off a building,but uses the branches of sin to save himself and his new friend."well,yhat was totally FUCKING METAL!!!" I whisper shouted at hidan,so I wouldn't wake up konan."Hell yeah it was." Pein and hidan zei in unison."lets watch episode 2 when it comes on...." I jumped up and zei excitedly.(A/N:I really dnt know when episode 2 comes on...I hope soon though,cuz I really am hooked....) "sure" pein zei as he stood up and streched." U got it kyo-chan..."hidan answered as he walked upstairs."ill see u guys in the morning." He called back from his and kakuzu's room.he shut the door."yeah,see ya tomorrow kyo-chan,I'm gonna check on ma lady." He zei like a flirt.I rolled my eyes. *how she ended up with HIM I'll nvr know....* I thought as I stood up and put the melk in the fridge.I walked upstairs to my room,changed into my PJ's and climbed into the top, boven bunk of my bed.I looked at the poster of skillet™ volgende to my bed.it was for their album 'awake' I love ALL their songs....so did hidan.I remember when we.listened to rebirth on his mp3 together.it was fun....the lyrics flowed through my head as I slowly fell asleep....
We went home pagina 6 days later,we had a lot of fyn on the trip....plus I got to flirt with deidara......but failed epically.....every time.I set my stuff down in my room. (Yes I finally got my own room) it had anime posters all over. One like wat was on my sleeping bag,one of death th kid maka and black★ ster from soul eater™,one of rin and yukio from blue exorcist™,and one with america,china,england,russia,italy,germany,japan,and canada from hetalia™ on it. I also had a bunk bed with a blue comforter with ed and al elric on it.it was the best room ever. I walked down the hall to get a glass of water,I shut the door to my room (which had a poster with the akatsuki wolk on it and ons with the kanji for 'seal' on it...) "hey kyo-chan.." I turned around a looked up. "Flower-chan?" I asked.she dragged me into her room and closed the door."oww,u hurt my wrist...." I zei as I rubbed my wrist. "Listen kyo-chan,I need u to pick up for me..." she zei and handed me a list.
*pickles,peanut butter,chocolate,oreos™,animal crackers,milk,condoms.....wait,ewww.....* I thought. "This is a random list...I said"well its not all for me,pein needs the condoms and the milk....." she responded. "Ok....but why do I have to go?" I asked."look at my boyfriend...." she pointed to her boyfriend who had just fallen asleep even though it was a little too late for a nap.he was knocked out,down for the count....he was half off the bed,with drool on his face and a band-aid his cheek."geez,what didja do to him?" I asked." Nothing......" she lied.
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"Hey,babe" konan yelled out for her boyfriend who was making teriyaki noodles for dinner. "Yo....." he walked back in and responded."can u make me a sandwich?" She asked."but,baby I'm making dinner....." he answered. "Yeah well,u suck at cooking....so make me a sandwich......." she zei growling slightly. "Ok,ok.what kind?" He asked."peanut boter and cucumbers." She zei peppily. "That sounds gross" he mumbled...bad mistake. She stood up and scratched him on the cheek with her long nail. "Shut up and go..." she zei as she sat back down. "Alright,alright.... damn..." he zei as he rubbed his cheek. "Here's ur sandwich,..." he zei as he sat it down on the table. "Thank u baby....." she zei as she began to eat. "I'm gonna get a band-aid ..." he zei as he rushed upstairs.
-flashback end-
"So that's why I can't wake him up" she told me.*oh I see,he's probably pissed since she scratched him on the face like that....* I thought. "So,u goin of wat?" She asked.*if I say no ill probably end up like 'panda-chan' over there.* I thought."ok,but I don't wanna get lost on the way back so I wanna ask.....can I have yo numba?" I asked.she sweatdropped."madtv is rated tv 14 ya know...." she said. "So?" I asked."screw it just go to the store" she said.I walked out the house with my hands in my pocket and my muziek in my ears.I was listening to monster door skillet™ (A/N:that's my fave. Band in the universe.XD) *wonder wat their child's gonna look like....* I thought.as I walked down the street.I fell too deep into thought,and bumped into an old man. "Sorry sir..." I apologized as I bowed."no,no I'm sorry ur such a twag...I mean,beat up on old men,what're u gonna do next? Molest old ladies?" He snarled "calm down bro,look I just wanna pick up some stuff for a friend......" I explained. "Oh,and who's this friend?" Je asked angrily. "Lady angel,I'm doing a favor for her boyfriend,kami-sama....." I smirked.he froze and zei nothing."I walked around him. *geez,wat is he my wife?* I thought as I put my hands in my pocket.it started to rain,fortunately I was wearing the hoodie hidan bought me. It had the symbol of jashin on it and it was dark blue. (A/N:that's really my fave color.....) I walked into the store,wet as a fish...I just wanted to go home pagina and watch deadman wonderland™ with hidan and pein.I grabbed everything on the lijst and stood in line when....."THIS IS A ROBBERY,PUT UR HANDS UP!!" A guy with a hoodie and a mask and black pants ran in with a gun.he held a clerk up as a hostage. "GIVE ME THE MONEY of I'LL SHOOT!!" he yelled.everyone screamed.I sighed" for christs sake...." I mumbled as I pulled out my sword.(I told u I keep it with me...) I used my substitution jutsu and popped up behind the guy.I sliced him on his chest,not enough to kill him,but to temporarily paralyze him. Kisame taught me how." Thank u for saving me,u can take those groceries on the house" the clerk said. "Thx bro.." I told him.I grabbed my bag at the end of the line and walked back home."hey kyo-chan,ur just in time,casshern sins™ just went off." Hidan said.(A/N: ueah,I saw toonami that night...IT WAS BACK,BITCHES!!! :P) I set the groceries down in the kitchen,took off my hoodie and sat down volgende to him.he noticed I was wearing his izaya orihara shirt.he shrugged it off and went to use the bathroom."hey kyo-chan...." pein zei sleepily as he walked downstairs in his black beater and captain america™ flannel pj pants. (Yeah,me pein and hidan are just a bunch of nerds.....XD) "hi leader-sama,I went to the store for your slave driver of a girlfriend....." I told him. "Tell me about it....when I woke up she was sleeping volgende to me...it was nice.....watcha watchin?" He responded,slicking back his spikey oranje locks. "Well,me and hidan were about to watch deadman wonderlan-" he cut me off door speeding off to the other side of the divan, bank and sitting down. "Looks like I woke up just in time..." he said. Hidan came back and sat in between us.the toon was all about a kid named ganta who was falsely acussed of killing his 29 other middle school classmates..but he was innocent,there was a man in red who slashed them all and inplanted the branches of sin,a jewel with incredible power,into his chest just hours earlier.he is then punished with prisin for life,and struggles to survive in the amusement park like prison.the episode ends with ganta nearly getting crushed with a giant metal ball that fell off a building,but uses the branches of sin to save himself and his new friend."well,yhat was totally FUCKING METAL!!!" I whisper shouted at hidan,so I wouldn't wake up konan."Hell yeah it was." Pein and hidan zei in unison."lets watch episode 2 when it comes on...." I jumped up and zei excitedly.(A/N:I really dnt know when episode 2 comes on...I hope soon though,cuz I really am hooked....) "sure" pein zei as he stood up and streched." U got it kyo-chan..."hidan answered as he walked upstairs."ill see u guys in the morning." He called back from his and kakuzu's room.he shut the door."yeah,see ya tomorrow kyo-chan,I'm gonna check on ma lady." He zei like a flirt.I rolled my eyes. *how she ended up with HIM I'll nvr know....* I thought as I stood up and put the melk in the fridge.I walked upstairs to my room,changed into my PJ's and climbed into the top, boven bunk of my bed.I looked at the poster of skillet™ volgende to my bed.it was for their album 'awake' I love ALL their songs....so did hidan.I remember when we.listened to rebirth on his mp3 together.it was fun....the lyrics flowed through my head as I slowly fell asleep....
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