This is a rant in honor of all the fallen Aka Suna no Sasori,who was murdered door the Konoha B*tch *drumroll* Haruno Sakura
I hope u enjoy this!
Well...Let's go shall we?
Name:Haruno Sakura (A.K.A)Fohead
Killed:Aka Suna No Sasori
Reason:Bipolar b*tch who's p*ssed her so-called bf left her and angry cuz sasori looks younger than her
Haruno Sakura was put into this exsistance for one reason:To reck h*ll in all the lives of the following:
1.Sasori
2.Ino
3.Naruto
4.Sasuke
Hmm...I'll begin with her life story.As a child,Sakura had a HUGE a** forehead.When Yamanaka Ino miraculously made her head nnoticeable,they became best friends.However,Ino was better than Sakura, and EVERYONE knew it.Growing jealous,she tried to stop from being Ino's shadow door "competing" for Sasuke.Sasuke didn't give a sh*t about her,but she became obssesed.Soon,she was shunning poor innocent Naruto,who only wanted her affections.Some other acts of b*tchiness she has commited are...
1.Punching Naruto for using his seduction jutsu (Because she can't look like that)
2.Calling him names and constantly scolding him (She actually thinks Sasuke finds that attractive)
3.Stealing Tenten's dream (To be like Tsunade)
After the time skip,Sakura looked dumber than ever,and she was STILL a b*tch.She was sent with the new Squad 7 to the Sunagakure no Sato,to capture the Akatsuki and rescue Gaara.They were a little behind she used one of Tsunade's techniques to heal Kankuro.When they FINALLY caught up with the Akatsuki,they had Team Guy and Lady Chiyo with them.Soon,Team Guy was in a battle with themselves,Kakashi and Naruto were stalking poor Deidara (who ALREADY lost an arm) and Fohead and chiyo were handling Sasori.
Sasori was beating the crap otta Fohead.If it weren't for Chiyo,he would've pwned her.I mean...COME ON! She doesn't know sh*t! She didn't even know that Hiruko was a PUPPET!
Deidara:In honor of Sasori,I'd like to make a comment,un
Me:go ahead.
Deidara:That b*tch doesn't know SH*T does she,un?
Me:Nope not really...well,back to the story!
Where was I? Oh yeah!So Sasori was beating the crap otta her,but Chiyo was there to help.Still Sasori was kicking a**,and millions of fans EVERYWHERE were hoping that this bad-a** puppet-master was finally going to put an end to their misery door killing this wh*re.Sadly,being the angel that he is,Sasori had a change of hart-, hart at the very end of the battle,allowing Chiyo to stab him in the heart.Chiyo died later,sacrificing herself for Gaara.As for Fohead,the b*tch STILL torments Naruto,STILL is obssessed with Uchiha,and is STILL...A COMPLETE B*TCH!
Well...that's all i have to say I hoped u found this entertaining.Cuz I had fun writing it! ^^
