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Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and zei "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant zei "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice zei "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant zei "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice zei "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant zei "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice zei "What?"

Tarrant zei "You should swim in the pool wearing 1 of my new hats to find out if the hats can float."

Alice zei "Okay, but I'll need a swimsuit."

Tarrant zei "Luckily swimsuits are on sale. Buy 9, get 1 free."

Alice zei "That's not a very good sale."

Tarrant zei "Well it seemed like a good sale to me which is why I bought 10 swimsuits." Tarrant handed a light blue zwempak, badpak to Alice. Tarrant zei "When you're ready we will test out my floating hats."

Alice and Tarrant went to the swimming pool. Tarrant zei "Hello. I'm Tarrant. I'm your lifeguard today. Please don't drown."

Alice zei "I got on this roze floating hat."

Tarrant zei "Lovely. Please go into the swimming pool and find out if the hat will float."

Alice zei "Yes sir."

The Dormouse zei "The white rabbit is drowning."

Tarrant zei "Rabbit please stop drowning."

The white rabbit zei "Okay." The white rabbit stopped drowning.

Alice was in the pool. She zei "The hat is floating."

Tarrant did a victory dance. He zei "That's wonderful."

Alice zei "Is there anything else that I should do?"

Tarrant zei "Yes. Wear 2 floating hats at the same time."

Alice zei "Um okay."

Tarrant zei "Great. It's working. 2 hats can float even while on top, boven of each other."

Alice zei "How cool."

Tarrant zei "But I know to things even cooler." Tarrant put 48 meer hats on Alice's head. Tarrant zei "Are they floating?" 50 hats weighed so much that Alice started to drown.

Alice zei "Oh no."

Tarrant zei "Where's the lifeguard?"

The Dormouse zei "You're the lifeguard."

Tarrant zei "Really? This isn't good."

The March haas zei "You better get her out of the pool."

Tarrant zei "I don't see her, because the pool is full of hats."

Tarrant jumped into the pool. He zei "I'll feel around to find Alice. That feels like her. I need to pull harder." Tarrant pulled hard and threw something out of the pool. He zei "I think I got her. She weighs less than I expected."

Alice zei "Tarrant u saved a couple of hats, not me."

Tarrant zei "Oh. I'll try again."

Alice zei "I'm here. Please save me."

Tarrant pulled and zei "There's no need to fear, the hatter is here."

Alice "Please pull harder." Alice heard some tearing sounds.

Tarrant threw Alice out of the pool. Tarrant grabbed the floating hats. Tarrant zei "Some of my hats got torn. How sad. Also someone's light blue zwempak, badpak got ripped apart." Alice's zwempak, badpak was destroyed. Alice was bare so she ran to the changing room. Tarrant zei "Where is Alice?"

Bare Alice accidentally ran to the male changing room. The Cheshire Cat zei "Wrong room."

Alice zei "I'm sorry." Alice ran to the female changing room.

A few minuten later Alice returned wearing her Chinese dress. Tarrant zei "I'm sorry that u almost drowned Alice. I'm a terrible lifeguard."

Alice zei "That's true, but you're the most wonderful friend ever."

Tarrant zei "And u are the most wonderful time traveler ever. You're even better than Christopher Lloyd. door the way do u feel alright? Do u need CPR?"

Alice zei "No."

Tarrant zei "Great, because I don't know how to do CPR."

Alice zei "How were u allowed to be a lifeguard?"

Tarrant zei "I pretended to know what I was talking about."