Soichiro: So, what do u guys think L will look like
Matsuda: Maybe he might be a young boy who fangirls will freak out over, yet males don't know why
Soichiro: Matsuda, that is the worst beschrijving ever. This is why u sit alone at the lunch table.
L: (Come out of the room, looking exactly like Matsuda said) Hi, I’m L. But u can call me Ryuzaki.
Soichiro: A-ha. I knew he was a young boy
Matsuda: Wait, but I’m the one that said-
Aizawa: Stop trying to take Soichiro’s glory, Matsuda
L: Well, if Matsuda is done being a cry-baby bitch, we can get our meeting started.
link
Soichiro: So, Ryuzaki, we have been thinking about keeping criminals from being broadcasted on the news, so they aren’t kill-
L: No, that’s a terrible idea
Soichiro: What? Why?
L: Think about it. Without criminals, who will Kira go after
Matsuda: You-
Aizawa: You?
L: Yes, that’s right Aizawa
Matsuda: OH COME ON-
L: Now, with that said, I have decided that I am going to win in the end
Soichiro: How can u be so sure
L: Well, I’m the hero. That instantly means I win. When has any toon of movie ever let the bad guy win
Matsuda: Well, there was Se7en, No Country for Old Men, Rosemary’s Baby, The Wicker Man, Silence of the Lambs-
L: Watari, slap him
(Watari slaps Matsuda in the back of the head)
(Meanwhile)
Light: (Delivering clothes to his father) Deliver clothes. I can’t believe this crap. What am I, a godlike villain who kills people of the goddamn laundromat.
Naomi: (As she’s walking, she bumps into Light)
Light: Hey, watch where you’re going
Naomi: u watch where you’re going
Light: Bitch, do u know who I am. I am Kiiiiiiiiiiiiii- King of this sidewalk. Yeah. That’s it
Naomi: Uh-huh. Well, I don’t have time for this
Light: And just what are u doing
Naomi: I am going to see the police force and going to find Kira
Light: ……………….. Really? Is that so?
Naomi: Yeah
Light: Well then, I will just have to killlllllllllllll time door walking with you
Naomi: Why? I don’t even know you
Light: Come on, we’re friends
Naomi: No we’re not
Light: u can trust me
Naomi: I’d have meer trust in a homeless man without pants than I would you
Light: Wonderful. Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Like, your favoriete color. Your favoriete cast member from Friends. What your name is so I can make a note of it in a certain notebook.
Naomi: Well, I wanted to get involved in the Kira case after my husband died.
Light: And who might that be
Naomi: Well, his name was Raye Penber
Light: Raye Pentatonix, huh. Sounds like an asshole who deserved to die- I mean, a really nice guy
Naomi: He was. He would always force me to get up in the morning and make him a meal. He would sometimes even cheat on me with other women. Oh, what a nice man
Light: ……. Why?
Naomi: I’m a bit of a masochist
Light: Oh
Naomi: Anyway, it was nice talking to you
Light: u two. Though, I never got your name
Naomi: Oh, it’s Shouko Maki. Take care (Leaves)
Light: (Grins) And like that, I am the winner (Writes her name on a piece of paper) And she should drop in three… two… ONE (She keeps walking) What the hell. RYUK!
Ryuk: I’m standing right volgende to you. u don’t have to yell
Light: This Death Note’s broken. I want a refund.
Ryuk: u dumbass. Don’t u see it. She tricked you
Light: She… tricked me?
Ryuk: Yeah, she used a fake name. Thought u would get it door now
Light: THAT CHEATING BITCH! I’m gonna stop her no matter what.
(Meanwhile)
L: And that is why I will win
Soichiro: u took an entire cutaway just to describe who you’re the protagonist
L: Yeah
Aizawa: It was pretty convincing
L: Yes, now, onto our volgende topic, I have here a set of gadgets to help you. If any of u are in danger, just press the button on the riem and help will come for you.
Matsuda: Hey, there’s only four here. Don’t I get a cool gadget-
L: YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: Why are u still following me
Light: Because, I just want to talk to u about something. u see, I am not really some typical good looking honor student. I’m actually a typical good looking honor student…..
Naomi: ……. And-
Light: Who is also working with L. I could help u meet him if u give me some identification
Namoi: And you're telling me this now, why?
Light: Because fuck you! Now let me see some goddamn identification. That is the only way u can work with L
Naomi: Well… alright (Hands her her driver’s license)
Light: (Looks at it) I thought your name was Shouko? Why does your license say Naomi
Naomi: Well, I had to use an alias, so-
Light: u dirty, lying bitch! u think u can lie to me. u know what? Fuck you. I was gonna let u off easy, but after seeing that u lied to my face? No! Fuck that! Your name is going in the Death Note! Right now! (Writes her real name on a piece of paper from the Death Note)
Naomi: I don’t get why you’re so upset
Light: Well, I only got forty seconden to explain, but, I am Kira
Naomi: (Suddenly filled with fear)
Light: Shocking, I know. u see, I don’t like people lying to me, even if they are no real threat. u see, u think u could stop me, but you're just some girl with real bad taste in guys. Lying to a god like me has only made u closer to dying, so, congratulations. You’ve pissed off a god enough to warrant death. I hope you're happy with your life choices.
Naomi: ……….
Light: Well, we got about (Looks at his watch) seven seconden left………. Seen any good films lately (The clock reaches forty seconden and Naomi walks off)
Light: Oh, okay, so you're just gonna walk off. Okay, that’s nice. Yeah, I wrote in the Death Note, that Naomi, the lying bitch, is gonna kill herself in a few days. I look vooruit, voorwaarts to the headlines. See u in hell, liar (Walks off)
To Be Continued
Matsuda: Maybe he might be a young boy who fangirls will freak out over, yet males don't know why
Soichiro: Matsuda, that is the worst beschrijving ever. This is why u sit alone at the lunch table.
L: (Come out of the room, looking exactly like Matsuda said) Hi, I’m L. But u can call me Ryuzaki.
Soichiro: A-ha. I knew he was a young boy
Matsuda: Wait, but I’m the one that said-
Aizawa: Stop trying to take Soichiro’s glory, Matsuda
L: Well, if Matsuda is done being a cry-baby bitch, we can get our meeting started.
link
Soichiro: So, Ryuzaki, we have been thinking about keeping criminals from being broadcasted on the news, so they aren’t kill-
L: No, that’s a terrible idea
Soichiro: What? Why?
L: Think about it. Without criminals, who will Kira go after
Matsuda: You-
Aizawa: You?
L: Yes, that’s right Aizawa
Matsuda: OH COME ON-
L: Now, with that said, I have decided that I am going to win in the end
Soichiro: How can u be so sure
L: Well, I’m the hero. That instantly means I win. When has any toon of movie ever let the bad guy win
Matsuda: Well, there was Se7en, No Country for Old Men, Rosemary’s Baby, The Wicker Man, Silence of the Lambs-
L: Watari, slap him
(Watari slaps Matsuda in the back of the head)
(Meanwhile)
Light: (Delivering clothes to his father) Deliver clothes. I can’t believe this crap. What am I, a godlike villain who kills people of the goddamn laundromat.
Naomi: (As she’s walking, she bumps into Light)
Light: Hey, watch where you’re going
Naomi: u watch where you’re going
Light: Bitch, do u know who I am. I am Kiiiiiiiiiiiiii- King of this sidewalk. Yeah. That’s it
Naomi: Uh-huh. Well, I don’t have time for this
Light: And just what are u doing
Naomi: I am going to see the police force and going to find Kira
Light: ……………….. Really? Is that so?
Naomi: Yeah
Light: Well then, I will just have to killlllllllllllll time door walking with you
Naomi: Why? I don’t even know you
Light: Come on, we’re friends
Naomi: No we’re not
Light: u can trust me
Naomi: I’d have meer trust in a homeless man without pants than I would you
Light: Wonderful. Now, tell me a bit about yourself. Like, your favoriete color. Your favoriete cast member from Friends. What your name is so I can make a note of it in a certain notebook.
Naomi: Well, I wanted to get involved in the Kira case after my husband died.
Light: And who might that be
Naomi: Well, his name was Raye Penber
Light: Raye Pentatonix, huh. Sounds like an asshole who deserved to die- I mean, a really nice guy
Naomi: He was. He would always force me to get up in the morning and make him a meal. He would sometimes even cheat on me with other women. Oh, what a nice man
Light: ……. Why?
Naomi: I’m a bit of a masochist
Light: Oh
Naomi: Anyway, it was nice talking to you
Light: u two. Though, I never got your name
Naomi: Oh, it’s Shouko Maki. Take care (Leaves)
Light: (Grins) And like that, I am the winner (Writes her name on a piece of paper) And she should drop in three… two… ONE (She keeps walking) What the hell. RYUK!
Ryuk: I’m standing right volgende to you. u don’t have to yell
Light: This Death Note’s broken. I want a refund.
Ryuk: u dumbass. Don’t u see it. She tricked you
Light: She… tricked me?
Ryuk: Yeah, she used a fake name. Thought u would get it door now
Light: THAT CHEATING BITCH! I’m gonna stop her no matter what.
(Meanwhile)
L: And that is why I will win
Soichiro: u took an entire cutaway just to describe who you’re the protagonist
L: Yeah
Aizawa: It was pretty convincing
L: Yes, now, onto our volgende topic, I have here a set of gadgets to help you. If any of u are in danger, just press the button on the riem and help will come for you.
Matsuda: Hey, there’s only four here. Don’t I get a cool gadget-
L: YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!
(Meanwhile)
Naomi: Why are u still following me
Light: Because, I just want to talk to u about something. u see, I am not really some typical good looking honor student. I’m actually a typical good looking honor student…..
Naomi: ……. And-
Light: Who is also working with L. I could help u meet him if u give me some identification
Namoi: And you're telling me this now, why?
Light: Because fuck you! Now let me see some goddamn identification. That is the only way u can work with L
Naomi: Well… alright (Hands her her driver’s license)
Light: (Looks at it) I thought your name was Shouko? Why does your license say Naomi
Naomi: Well, I had to use an alias, so-
Light: u dirty, lying bitch! u think u can lie to me. u know what? Fuck you. I was gonna let u off easy, but after seeing that u lied to my face? No! Fuck that! Your name is going in the Death Note! Right now! (Writes her real name on a piece of paper from the Death Note)
Naomi: I don’t get why you’re so upset
Light: Well, I only got forty seconden to explain, but, I am Kira
Naomi: (Suddenly filled with fear)
Light: Shocking, I know. u see, I don’t like people lying to me, even if they are no real threat. u see, u think u could stop me, but you're just some girl with real bad taste in guys. Lying to a god like me has only made u closer to dying, so, congratulations. You’ve pissed off a god enough to warrant death. I hope you're happy with your life choices.
Naomi: ……….
Light: Well, we got about (Looks at his watch) seven seconden left………. Seen any good films lately (The clock reaches forty seconden and Naomi walks off)
Light: Oh, okay, so you're just gonna walk off. Okay, that’s nice. Yeah, I wrote in the Death Note, that Naomi, the lying bitch, is gonna kill herself in a few days. I look vooruit, voorwaarts to the headlines. See u in hell, liar (Walks off)
To Be Continued