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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 47
Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The pizza Train
August 1, 1955
Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.
Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on your own. I should know, I've done it before.
Orion: Well, I still think it's pointless.
Jeff: Would u prefer working on here door yourself?
Orion: No, I'd prefer doing what I'm supposed to do, and that is driving a train!
Jeff: Oh well. Hey, listen, this oughta cheer u up. Coffee Crème, and Gordon might be breaking up.
Orion: Why?
Jeff: u didn't hear? Coffee Crème got engaged to somepony else, and now Gordon is getting annoyed door it. She's thinking of breaking up with him.
Orion: It's about time she came to her senses. I don't know why those two started dating.
Jeff: u know how some mares are.
Orion: Yeah, like my sister.
Jeff: No, your sister is very kind.
Orion: If u were living with her for over twenty years, you'd be telling a completely different story.
Gordon: *Driving passenger train towards Jeff & Orion*
Jeff: Well, we better get out of the way. *Gets off tracks*
Orion: *Waving yellow flag*
Gordon: *Slows down, and gets pass safely*
Jeff: Surprising. I thought Gordon would speed up, to get the passengers to their destination on time.
Orion: Maybe he's depressed about the break up.
But Gordon was actually angry, and was too busy thinking about Coffee Crème to cause any havoc. He stopped at a red signal, just as Coffee Crème was arriving with a freight train. She also had to stop at a red signal, and the two ponies were able to talk to each other, because the cabs of their engines were close together.
Gordon: What are u doing here Frenchy?! u should be in Cheyenne door now!
Coffee Crème: It's not my fault. Somepony was trying to rush over a railroad crossing, and nearly hit me. It was a good thing I could see him, otherwise, I would've hit him.
Gordon: That's no excuse Frenchy. Ponies rushing over a railroad crossing shouldn't stop you. Pete wants up to deliver these trains on time, with no excuses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way! *Drives train*
Coffee Crème: *Checks signal* Oh great. He gets a green signal, and I have to wait here at a red signal. I hope it changes green soon.
Ten minuten later, the signal turned green.
Coffee Crème: It's about time. *Drives train*
After delivering the passengers to Denver, Gordon had a special job that he always enjoyed doing. Once a week, he had to take a freight train, where all the cars were refrigerated box cars, and had ingredients for making pizza. He takes the train from Denver, into Cheyenne, and everypony running Italian restaurants come to buy the ingredients they need.
Gordon: *Backs engine onto freight train* Okay everypony, u may load up the train now.
Workers: *Loading train with pizza ingredients*
Gordon: We need muziek for a working montage.
Workers: He's right. Get some music, now!
Random Ponies: *Playing music*
Song: link
Gordon: Ah, *Sits back in chair* That's meer like it.
Ponies: *Loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Engineer: *Pushing caboose onto freight train slowly*
Gordon: *Checking fuel gauge*
Ponies: *Finish aan het uploaden pizza ingredients onto train*
Other Pony: *Connecting airbrakes from train onto caboose*
Conductor: *Climbs into caboose*
Gordon: *Grabs walkie talkie* Everything is all good in my end. How are things going on your end?
Conductor: Fine. We got all the ingredients, the caboose is on, and now we're waiting for a green signal.
Gordon: *Sees green signal* Signal is green, all aboard. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Conductor: I'm supposed to say that.
Gordon: Well, I made the job easier for you. *Continues driving train*
Along the way, he had to stop at a red signal. Nearby, was Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *Stopping train* Hm. Taking a little longer to slow down then last time. *Stops train*
Hawkeye: hallo look, it's Gordon.
Gordon: Guess what. I'm taking the pizza Train to Cheyenne. See u losers later. *Drives train*
Metal Gloss: What was all that about?
Hawkeye: That was trouble. Trouble for Gordon. He think's he's doing a good job, but I noticed something was wrong with the brakes on his locomotive. It's a possibility they could get jammed.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. Doesn't he even notice?
Hawkeye: I don't think so. Let's get meer coal in our engine, and we'll continue with our work.
Metal Gloss: Right. *Loading coal into tender*
Coffee Crème: *Passes door in a short freight train*
Hawkeye: I wonder what she's doing.
Metal Gloss: Most likely some switching. We got a full tender of coal, and we're ready to go.
Hawkeye: Fine. I wish I could see Gordon's reaction to his brakes getting jammed.
Metal Gloss: If they get jammed.
Hawkeye: Right. "If." I bet he'll get so mad.
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. u have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* hallo look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing door his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What u might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought u were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: u got it. *Backs up, and turns muziek on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomaat sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! u derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd u get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and u of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, u will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomaat sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* u know, I think u two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before u use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomaat sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 47
Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The pizza Train
August 1, 1955
Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.
Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on your own. I should know, I've done it before.
Orion: Well, I still think it's pointless.
Jeff: Would u prefer working on here door yourself?
Orion: No, I'd prefer doing what I'm supposed to do, and that is driving a train!
Jeff: Oh well. Hey, listen, this oughta cheer u up. Coffee Crème, and Gordon might be breaking up.
Orion: Why?
Jeff: u didn't hear? Coffee Crème got engaged to somepony else, and now Gordon is getting annoyed door it. She's thinking of breaking up with him.
Orion: It's about time she came to her senses. I don't know why those two started dating.
Jeff: u know how some mares are.
Orion: Yeah, like my sister.
Jeff: No, your sister is very kind.
Orion: If u were living with her for over twenty years, you'd be telling a completely different story.
Gordon: *Driving passenger train towards Jeff & Orion*
Jeff: Well, we better get out of the way. *Gets off tracks*
Orion: *Waving yellow flag*
Gordon: *Slows down, and gets pass safely*
Jeff: Surprising. I thought Gordon would speed up, to get the passengers to their destination on time.
Orion: Maybe he's depressed about the break up.
But Gordon was actually angry, and was too busy thinking about Coffee Crème to cause any havoc. He stopped at a red signal, just as Coffee Crème was arriving with a freight train. She also had to stop at a red signal, and the two ponies were able to talk to each other, because the cabs of their engines were close together.
Gordon: What are u doing here Frenchy?! u should be in Cheyenne door now!
Coffee Crème: It's not my fault. Somepony was trying to rush over a railroad crossing, and nearly hit me. It was a good thing I could see him, otherwise, I would've hit him.
Gordon: That's no excuse Frenchy. Ponies rushing over a railroad crossing shouldn't stop you. Pete wants up to deliver these trains on time, with no excuses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way! *Drives train*
Coffee Crème: *Checks signal* Oh great. He gets a green signal, and I have to wait here at a red signal. I hope it changes green soon.
Ten minuten later, the signal turned green.
Coffee Crème: It's about time. *Drives train*
After delivering the passengers to Denver, Gordon had a special job that he always enjoyed doing. Once a week, he had to take a freight train, where all the cars were refrigerated box cars, and had ingredients for making pizza. He takes the train from Denver, into Cheyenne, and everypony running Italian restaurants come to buy the ingredients they need.
Gordon: *Backs engine onto freight train* Okay everypony, u may load up the train now.
Workers: *Loading train with pizza ingredients*
Gordon: We need muziek for a working montage.
Workers: He's right. Get some music, now!
Random Ponies: *Playing music*
Song: link
Gordon: Ah, *Sits back in chair* That's meer like it.
Ponies: *Loading pizza ingredients onto train*
Engineer: *Pushing caboose onto freight train slowly*
Gordon: *Checking fuel gauge*
Ponies: *Finish aan het uploaden pizza ingredients onto train*
Other Pony: *Connecting airbrakes from train onto caboose*
Conductor: *Climbs into caboose*
Gordon: *Grabs walkie talkie* Everything is all good in my end. How are things going on your end?
Conductor: Fine. We got all the ingredients, the caboose is on, and now we're waiting for a green signal.
Gordon: *Sees green signal* Signal is green, all aboard. *Blows horn twice, and drives train*
Conductor: I'm supposed to say that.
Gordon: Well, I made the job easier for you. *Continues driving train*
Along the way, he had to stop at a red signal. Nearby, was Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.
Gordon: *Stopping train* Hm. Taking a little longer to slow down then last time. *Stops train*
Hawkeye: hallo look, it's Gordon.
Gordon: Guess what. I'm taking the pizza Train to Cheyenne. See u losers later. *Drives train*
Metal Gloss: What was all that about?
Hawkeye: That was trouble. Trouble for Gordon. He think's he's doing a good job, but I noticed something was wrong with the brakes on his locomotive. It's a possibility they could get jammed.
Metal Gloss: That's not good. Doesn't he even notice?
Hawkeye: I don't think so. Let's get meer coal in our engine, and we'll continue with our work.
Metal Gloss: Right. *Loading coal into tender*
Coffee Crème: *Passes door in a short freight train*
Hawkeye: I wonder what she's doing.
Metal Gloss: Most likely some switching. We got a full tender of coal, and we're ready to go.
Hawkeye: Fine. I wish I could see Gordon's reaction to his brakes getting jammed.
Metal Gloss: If they get jammed.
Hawkeye: Right. "If." I bet he'll get so mad.
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.
Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. u have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here. So I have to wait.
Mirage: *Gets entire train pass Coffee Crème*
Signal Pony: The line is clear. Now go.
Coffee Crème: *About to leave* hallo look, a record player. *Takes record player* And it's got a record in it. *Gets in engine, and drives away* And now, for le music. *Turns on record player*
Song: link
Coffee Crème: *Listening to music* Hey. I don't even like Rock & Roll, but this is a great song.
She soon saw Gordon's train in a siding, and Gordon was standing door his engine.
Coffee Crème: *Turns off music, and stops engine* Got yourself in a jam, eh Gordon? What u might call a sticky situation.
Gordon: Shut up! It's not funny having jammed brakes on your train.
Coffee Crème: But I thought u were always on time with this train. *Laughing*
Conductor: That's enough! Get your engine onto this train, and get us into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: u got it. *Backs up, and turns muziek on, which plays from the beginning again*
Conductor: *Gets in caboose*
Coffee Crème: *Couples up to back of train*
Gordon: *Uncouples engine from train*
Coffee Crème: *Backs up*
Gordon: Wait, shouldn't her engine be on the front of the train?
Coffee Crème: *Pushes train down mainline*
Conductor: *On walkie talkie* Be careful Coffee Crème! You're supposed to be on the front of the train.
Coffee Crème: Ah, forget that. I wanna prove to Gordon that I'm just at good as he is when it comes to driving a train.
What she didn't know was that her train was getting towards a railroad crossing. The red lights flashed, the gates were going down, but a pony driving a brand new blue, and white Fairlane decided to speed pass the crossing.
Coffee Crème: *Getting towards crossing*
Driving Pony: Ah, stupid train. It can wait for me to get pass. *Looking at train* Wait, it's gonna hit me. I better stop! *Puts on brakes*
Coffee Crème: *Hits car, then turns off music* What was that?
The first three cars on the train derailed, then suddenly, the entire train went off the tracks. One of the car doors flew open, and many of the pizza ingredients flew out.
Coffee Crème: *Gets out of engine* This can't be good. *Gets covered in tomaat sauce, pepperoni, and cheese*
Conductor: Oh no! u derailed one of the most important trains ever!
Coffee Crème: But, it was Gordon's fault. He kept on-
Conductor: *Slams Coffee Crème into engine* Don't screw me with me loser.
Coffee Crème: *Begins to cry*
Conductor: Oh, great. You're crying. Well guess what? Grow up, and get used to it!
Pete: *Arrives* Ehem. I'll do the complaining here.
Conductor: Oh. My mistake sir. How'd u get here so fast anyway?
Pete: Don't worry about that.
Conductor: *Stays silent*
Pete: Frenchy, listen to me!
Coffee Crème: Uhmm, yes sir?
Pete: I do not like when my trains get derailed, and u of all ponies should know that. If this happens again, u will be fired!
Coffee Crème: Yes sir.
Pete: Good. Now, get that tomaat sauce off of you.
After the crash, Coffee Crème, and Gordon were at the train station in Cheyenne. They were waiting for another train to arrive so that they could work together, but decided not to talk to each other.
Hawkeye: *Arrives* u know, I think u two could learn a very valuable lesson from all of this. Our first lesson is to not cheat on somepony that you're dating. We also learned to make sure that the brakes are working properly on an engine before u use it, and the most important thing we learned....
Gordon & Coffee Crème: What is it?
Hawkeye: It's not good to be covered up in tomaat sauce, pepperoni, and cheese.
Coffee Crème: *Laughing*
Gordon: Why is that funny?
Coffee Crème: I don't know.. It's just.. It's just... *Continues laughing*
Gordon: Funny. *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Laughing*
The end
On the volgende episode of Ponies On The Rails
Jeff learns something valuable from Metal Gloss.
