Credit: link. I didn't write it, I thought it was pretty hilarious though!
"As an atheist, u will occasionally meet a non-atheist who wishes to argue against your belief system. If u are interested in discussing the matter, u may want to prepare yourself door learning these simple responses to common anti-atheist arguments.
The Bible says that atheism is wrong.
"The Bible also says some guy's donkey talked."
If u believe in God and are wrong, then it's no big deal, but if u don't believe in God and are wrong, you'll be punished eternally, so it's not a good idea to be an atheist.
