From an emai I got.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten door his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, u must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for meer than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless u actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bier in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, u may always ask the score of the game in progress, but u may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical strand ... and it's delivered door a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) vrienden don't let vrienden wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- u didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) u must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was u who secretly set it on brand and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If u complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are u a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless u are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation u need.
Rules for Men
1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten door his fellow partygoers.
2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, u must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
4) If you've known a guy for meer than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless u actually marry her.
5) Complaining about the brand of free bier in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, u may always ask the score of the game in progress, but u may never ask who's playing.
7) It is permissible to have a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical strand ... and it's delivered door a topless supermodel ... and it's free.
8) vrienden don't let vrienden wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
9) If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem -- u didn't see nothin'.
10) Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
11) u must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was u who secretly set it on brand and threw it into a ceiling fan.
12) If u complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.
13) Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
i) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
ii) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
iii) Another set and we can hit the showers!
iv) Nice butt. Are u a Sagittarius?
14) Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless u are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation u need.
